Nik Nak’s Daily Teaser — 7th April 2026.

7th April, 2026.

Right … 

What on Earth is happening … ?

I don’t know.

But … ?

I’ve spent most of last night, farting.

Why … ?

Well, I don’t know!

~≈🤔≈~

You’ve possibly realised that the Artemis 2 mission has been happening.

And is now officially heading home: after finishing the part of the mission that saw it go behind the far side of the moon … and carry out various observations.

In the process, they became the only humans to go that far into space, and were cut off from radio contact for some forty minutes: as the Moon was blocking the radio signal.

I can’t imagine how strange that must have been: being the most isolated humans in history.

Here’s hoping they get back, safely: I can possibly ask them … 

~≈🌓≈~

Let’s move on.


Yesterday’s Teaser saw Mum* and Debbi‡ putting in their answers: with Debbi scoring five out of five, and Mum on three.


 Let’s see how everyone does with today’s questions, shall we?

Here they are, along with the How To, License and video.

Q1)        Florian Schneider was born on 7th April, 1947.   He was a founder member of which band: Nena, Tangerine Dream or Kraftwerk?

Q2)        7th April is World Health Day.   It’s sponsored by which UN body?

Q3)        7th April is the feast day of the Blessed Notker the Stammerer.   As of the last Roman Catholic Martyrology, is Notker a saint?

Q4)        Will Keith Kellogg was born on 7th April, 1860.   He created cornflakes.   And bred what: Arabian horses, Siberian hamsters or African Grey Parrots?

Q5)        Finally … ?   Joe Gallo was born on 7th April, 1929.   He was an Italian American what: gangster, singer or fashion designer?

Here’s yesterday’s questions and answers … 

Q1)        Ian Paisley was born on 6th April.   Of which year of the 1920s?

A1)        1926.

Q2)        He was the second First Minister of where: Scotland, Northern Ireland or Wales?

A2)        Northern Ireland.

Q3)        Paisley was a hardline what: Nationalist or Loyalist?

A3)        Loyalist.

Q4)        Both Loyalists and Nationalist were associated with which ‘P’s?

A4)        Paramilitaries.

Q5)        Finally … ?   He was famously nicknamed what: Doctor Who, Doctor When or Doctor No?

A5)        Doctor No.

Here’s a thought …

“Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.”

David Frost, (7 April 1939 – 31 August 2013.)

And a song …

The next ten-question set is on 16th April: it’s about World Voice Day.

Your comments, and today’s answers, will be published in tomorrow’s Teaser.

AI is avoided when writing these questions.

Answers are as accurate as possible: at the time of writing.

Decisions about scores are final.

Thank you for coming: have a good day.

*        Hello, Mum!   (It was paramilitaries and Dr No, Mum, rather than politics and Dr When.)

†        I’ll have to keep an eye peeled, Debbi: but I think I’ve read the short story.

        Ian Paisley and the Bond villain were too different Doctor No’s … !