OK, it’s a day or two earlier than usual, but I thought I’d post up this week’s table round, as it’ll be the Saint Valentine’s Night Massacre, this week. And you really don’t want to ask.
Q1) Acousticophilia means you get … ah … stimulated … by what?
Q2) Belonephilia means you like using what, as foreplay?
Q3) BDSM is short for what?
Q4) Siderodromophilia is sexual arousal from which type of transport?
Q5) Klismaphilia means you like getting a what?
Q6) Tripsolagnophilia means you like being what; - massaged, groped, or covered in treacle?
Q7) If you’re an Eproctphiliac, it means you get aroused by what?
Q8) Choreophilia is the act of getting aroused by … what?
Q9) Gonyphilia means you get turned on by which part of the female form? (And it’s none of the obvious ones…)
Q10) Amaurophilia means you like to have sex with someone who’s what; – blindfolded, still half dressed, or in stocks.
All I will say is that there’s strange people, strange fetishes, and some really just downright ODD websites, out there.
I mean, acousticophilia’s fine, as far as I’m concerned, but siderodromophilia? It takes all sorts, I know, but that’s an odd one.
And Eproctophilia?
And as for Klismaphilia … ?!
No.
Just … just …
No …
Just don’t even go there!
I hate to get slangy, but, to use a popular term, ‘EAUW’!
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