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Thursday 1 April 2010

The Do I Look Like I’m Joking Teaser … ?

Morning, everybody … !

And, yes, I know exactly what day it is. It probably explains Jack Nicholson turning up.

Couldn’t resist that, to be frank. The Joker is such an iconic character — and Nicholson’s version set the standard for Heath Ledger and Mark Hamill to follow — that I had to include him, somewhere

After all, it is the first of April …

Let’s get cracking, shall we … ?

Yes, let’s … !

Yesterday’s Teaser saw Trevor, Andrea and Simon all getting 7 out of 7, and putting in some fantastic quotes.

But it’s also the teaser that saw Simon bag the Official First-In-Clap, and managing to break Trevor’s approximately two week long run.

Comments, anybody … ?

You notice I’m refraining, there, hadn’t you … ? (Now why do I feel Andrea has something polished up her sleeve … ?)

At any rate, here’s today’s rather sillier than usual questions, along with the “How To” and License

Q1) BBC show, Panorama famously did a hoax TV report about a bumper crop of what, on April Fools Day?

Q2) More to the point, in which European country was this harvest supposed to have taken place?

Q3) April Fools Day. 1998, saw which company announce it would be making a left handed version of it's most popular burger?

Q4) 1st April, 1977, saw The Guardian publish a supplement about (fictional) resort?

Q5) Which German car company is known for announcing a (prank) "Toot and Calm" Horn?

Q6) On 1st April, 1962, Sweden's only TV station announced that you could turn your black and white TV set in to a colour TV by putting nylon what, over the screen?

Q7) Getting serious ... 1st April, 1976, saw the original foundation of which computer company?

Q8) April 1st, 1990, saw the start of a notorious prison riot in which UK prison.

Q9) Which notorious Windows virus saw its initial release on 1st April 2009?

Q10) 1st April, 2000, saw which coding machine stolen from Bletchley Park?

And here’s yesterday’s questions and answers …

Q1) 31st March, 1951, saw the first commercial computer delivered to the US Census Bureau: what was that computer called?
A1) The Univac 1.

Q2) 31st March, 1889, saw the formal inauguration of which Parisian icon?
A2) The Eiffel Tower.

Q3) 31st March 1909 saw the start, and 31st March 1912 saw the completion, of the construction of which ship … ?
A3) The RMS Titanic.

Q4) 31st March, 1989, saw the final abolition of which authority?
A4) The Greater London Council, or GLC.

Q5) One year later, 31st March, 1990, saw a rally in central London into the worst violence seen in the city in over a century: which was the rally protesting against?
A5) The Poll tax.

Q6) 31st March, 1993, saw the death of actor, Brandon Lee: Who was his famous father?
A6) Martial artist, Bruce Lee.

Q7) Finally, and more to the point … what film was Brandon Lee making, when he died?
A7) The Crow.

Enjoy those, everyone. And don’t forget to do SOMETHING silly to someone you know … !






5 comments:

  1. 1. Spaghetti
    2. Switzerland
    3. Burger King
    4. San Serriffe
    5. BMW
    6. Stocking
    7. Apple
    8. Strangeways
    9. Conficker C
    10. Enigma Machine

    “Why are people so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a 31-day March” Anon

    "The more pity, that fools may not speak wisely what wise men do foolishly."
    William Shakespeare 'As You Like It'

    "Mix a little foolishness with your prudence: It's good to be silly at the right moment."
    - Horace

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  2. Nice quotes, Simon, I’m just hoping Trevor, Andrea and possibly Tim, can keep up … !

    What did you think of the video, by the way … ?

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  3. Q1. Spaghetti
    Q2. Switzerland
    Q3. Burger King
    Q4. San Serriffe
    Q5. BMW
    Q6. Stocking
    Q7. Apple
    Q8. Strangeways Prison
    (the name just foretells trouble!)
    Q9. Conficker C worm/virus
    Q10.Enigma Machine

    Andrea @pinkylips29
    Paul are you suggesting I have a clap joke ready? Like...The clap was made for sharing!

    You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm.
    - Colette

    April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four. ~Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson

    Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee,
    And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.
    ~Robert Frost, "Cluster of Faith,"

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  4. Q1 Spaghetti tree harvest
    Q2 Switzerland officially the Swiss Confederation (Confœderatio Helvetica)
    Q3 Burger King
    Q4 San Serriffe (with 2 islands Upper Cassie and Lower Cassie)
    Q5 BMW
    Q6 Stocking
    Q7 some joke company called Apple Inc.
    Q8 Strangeways Prison Manchester
    Q9 Conficker, also known as Downup, Downadup and Kido
    Q10 Enigma Coding Machine
    Trevor
    This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four. ~Mark Twain

    Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me. ~Chinese Proverb
    If every fool wore a crown, we should all be kings. ~Welsh Proverb
    Even the gods love jokes. ~Plato
    The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded. ~George Orwell
    Real friends are those who, when you feel you've made a fool of yourself, don't feel you've done a permanent job. ~Author Unknown

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  5. Andrea, would I … ?

    I just know you’re as much of a <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDeRYmB4t6Q”>Tom Lehrer</a> fan as the <i><b>rest</b></i> of us … !!

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