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Tuesday, 21 January 2025

Nik Nak’s Daily Teaser — 21st January 2025.

21st January, 2025.


I was going to tell you I’d made a point of not watching Donald Trump’s inauguration.

Or mention the theatrical way he signed several Executive Orders.

Mention how he’s pulled the US out of the World Health Organisation, declared a federal emergency on the southern US border, and pardoned the January 6th Rioters.

Mention how pulling out of the WHO may save money: but could certainly affect American lives.

Mention how he’s halted many US government diversity programmes.

Mention how I personally think the man is a bloody idiot.

Or quote a line from Terry Pratchett’s Going Postal*:
“What kind of man would put a known criminal in charge of a major branch of government? Apart from, say, the average voter.”
I won’t, though.

No.

Instead, I’ll have to tell you my boiler’s failed again: and I have to stay in for twenty-four hours, to wait for a repairman.

And that wasting the money that’s on my electricity meter†, boiling water for a bath while I wait?

Means I’m not the only one having a bad day … … 

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