Bugger!
Who’s a silly idiot?
Me, frankly!
I had a tenner in my bank account, yesterday.
Went in to Brentwood High Street … put my card into the cash machine … checked my balance … requested the tenner … took my card out …
Walked away …
Got half way up Brentwood High Street before I realised I’d forgotten to take the tenner.
By the time I’d got back to the cash machine?
It’s had gone.
Would you mind kicking me?
If I do it, I’ll miss!
~≈Ê≈~
