Thursday 30 April 2020

Nik Nak’s Daily Teaser — 30-4-2020: The Fall

30th April, 2020.


Hmmm … 

Stuff is — truly — going on.

You’ve possibly realised I’m a Terry Pratchett fan: have been since I first read his work, back in the 1980s.

And I’m one of the — seemingly many — fans who’ll be boycotting BBC America’s The Watch as, when and if it gets a UK showing.

It’s wrong, on so many levels.

Including the casting.

At any rate, because of that, I’m planning to avoid it.

But also very pleased when the Guardian announced that Narrativia, the Pratchett family multi-media company had done deals with a couple of production companies: to produce. versions more faithful to the novels.

I’m looking forward to those.

The BBC America version is both wrong … and insulting to the fans, it’s American audience, and Sir Terry’s memory.

~≈†≈~

Wednesday 29 April 2020

Nik Nak’s Daily Teaser — 29th April, 2020.

29th April, 2020.


In the immortal word’s of Janet in The Rocky Horror Picture Show?

“Yes … … it’s raining.”


It’s decidedly unpleasant, in other words.

Frankly?

I’m going to have to go out and pick up shopping in this lot!

And, equally as frankly?

I’m not looking forward to it!

~≈®≈~

Tuesday 28 April 2020

Nik Nak’s Daily Teaser — 28-4-2020: Maryland

28th May, 2020.


You know, something in the news has caught my eye.

According to this pice on the BBC’s news site, Virgin Media’s internet service went down, yesterday.

I’m curious to know what happened: assuming Virgin can do that.

I think the last time I saw something like this, it was a couple of bank outages … where engineers at the server farm pulled out the wrong plug.

I’m wondering if it’s something like that.

Or someone playing Silly Buggers, and attacking 5g towers … !

~≈†≈~

Monday 27 April 2020

Nik Nak’s Daily Teaser — 27th April, 2020.

27th April, 2020.


Yes: if you watch the intro you’ve possibly worked out I’m tired.

I’ve had a case of late night blogging.

After I’d watched the first episode of Penny Dreadful: City of Angels.   Called Santa Muerte, in case you’re interested.

Santa Muerte
It’s a fantastic looking episode … 

One where Natalie Dormer’s character, wondering through crowds of policemen, whispering to them all the while, is frightening.

I suspect it’s going to be a very good series: this first episode is an incredibly strong one.

~≈¥≈~

I suspect I’m not the only one who’s tired.

Google beep throwing this advert at me on Facebook.


The woman in the ad is — supposedly — watching a webinar.

An online video lecture, in other words.

Going by the comments I — and others — have made on the ad?

Me and everyone iMac owner who’ve seen it have pointed out the woman will be having trouble watching the video … as the computer isn’t plugged in … 


I don’t know about you, but I always thought advertisers were smart … 

~≈¥≈~

Sunday 26 April 2020

Penny Dreadful: City of Angels — Series 1 Episode 1 — Santa Muerte — A Review

26th April, 2020.


Yes: it’s a definite … I’ve had dinner … !

Just in case you were wondering about what I was cooking, during the recording of that intro video … !

Peas, a baked spud … and some mince … if you must know.

Am I a good cook?

Possibly not … 

Although I doubt that, were I to do dinner for you … ?   I doubt I’d end up poisoning you.

I don’t know if you’d enjoy the food, but you’d still be alive at the end of the meal.

At any rate … ?

I’ve not sat down with a good TV show for a while: but knew Penny Dreadful spinoff, Penny Dreadful: City of Angels was due out, today.

If the first episode of the first series is anything to go by … ?

This could be good!

~≈¥≈~

Nik Nak’s Daily Teaser — 26th April, 2020.

26th April, 2020.


Yep!

I’ve got another one!   Possibly.

A few weeks ago, now, I joined Instagram: purely to try and advertise Nik Nak’s Old Peculiar.

And read, re-read and double re-read their advice on scammers on the platform: after getting a couple of deeply suspicious message.

From deeply suspicious users.

I’ve had about one a day for the past few days.

I’ve had another one, today.

She’s got a very attractive profile picture … 


And her first name … ?   Is Andrew.

She got blocked …

~≈†≈~

Just as a thought … ?

I mentioned my Love Songs list, the other day: you can find it here.

The reason I mentioned it … ?

Is simply that I didn’t add this tune from Fiddler on the Roof.   It’s just the song about a relationship that hasn’t collapsed, and is working well enough … 


Talk about your goosebumps!

~≈†≈~

Saturday 25 April 2020

Gris Gris -- Dr John

25th April, 2020.

It has to be said, I've been writing this blog for a long time, now.

Twelve years or so: you can read that first post, here.

Often enough that getting stuck in a video making rut can be …

Well …
Doubleplusunfun, to paraphrase Orwell.

At any rate … ?

I'm not getting tired of watching a good film, or TV shows.

I just wanted to tell you there's other stuff on my hard drive.
 ~≈$≈~

Nik Nak’s Daily Teaser — 25-4-2020: Al Pacino

25th March, 2020


Well, finally … !

You’ve possibly guessed I’m a lot of things.

Including someone living with diabetes.

We’re supposed to avoid some foods, and try and eat others.

No, don’t ask: I’m still learning about it.

I do know I’m supposed to eat more sweet potatoes: in addition to, or replacement for, regular ones.

And?   In case you didn’t know it, there’s at least two different types: red sweet potatoes and white sweet potatoes.

Frankly, I’m getting heartily sick of the common red sweet potatoes.


So, finding a couple of bags of the white ones in Sainbury’s, yesterday?

Was a welcome thing!

~≈†≈~

Oh, are you on Instagram?

It’s strikes me it’s a useful service.

But?

I don’t know about you, but I’ve had another attempt at a scam.

A woman calling herself Sheryl Sandberg managed to get in touch.

And managed to video call me to make an unconvincing attempt top show me what she looked like … by showing me her on screen picture … 

I blocked her.

You don’t need that, when you’re shopping … 


~≈†≈~

Friday 24 April 2020

Nik Nak’s Daily Teaser — 24-4-2020: The Number 24.

24th April, 2020.


It’s officially official … it’s silly season.

For starters?

In a comment at yesterday’s Presidential press conference?

President Trump suggested injecting disinfectant was a possible way of curing Covid 19.

Will former President George W. Bush be running for a third term, this year?

In retrospect, he honestly sounds like a better option!
“They misunderestimated me.”
George W. Bush.
~≈†≈~

Then there’s 5g phones mast!

According to a downright stupid theory doing the rounds?

5g signals are, apparently, responsible for corona virus … to the point where people are attacking, or harassing, engineers installing 5g kit.

The stupidity of people … really doesn’t surprise me, sometimes!
“Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?”
George W. Bush.
~≈†≈~

Thursday 23 April 2020

Nik Nak’s Daily Teaser — 23-4-2020: UN English Language Day

23rd April, 2020.


Well … 

There is indeed, stuff happening!

For a start?

I’ve just made today’s Teaser video in something of a rush: as I only realised I’d forgotten it, when I made the last batch.

If it looks a bit rushed?   That’s because it was!

~≈¥≈~

Something I know … ?

Is that the UK’s National Health Service is — right now — having a crisis.

It’s got a lack of personal protective equipment.

I’ve got to confess, I’ve been listening to this morning’s edition of the Today programme: who’ve had  the boss of at least one PPE supplier, this morning: complaining that he can’t get through to anyone, in order to sell his stock of visors.

Then there was the company who has been selling PPE kit to Europe … as their offer to sell to the NHS, and the government, has been ignored.

There’s possibly more.

Frankly?

Covid 19 has put the word into a situation like no other.

But the PPE situation … ?

Sounds … bad … 

~≈¥≈~

Wednesday 22 April 2020

Herbert West: Re-Animator (2017) — A review

22nd April, 2020.


Yes: it’s officially official.

I’ve had some time to myself, tonight.

Mind you, with the Lockdown being what it is, in the UK?

Who hasn’t … ?

At any rate, I decided to try and watch the recent Italian version of H. P. Lovecraft’s Herbert West – Reanimator.

Called Herbert West: Reanimator.

I’ve wasted my money.

~≈¥≈~

Nik Nak’s Daily Teaser — 22nd April, 2020.

22nd April, 2020.


I just had to blog, last night.

Frankly?   Using the laptop to do so.

So, without an intro video, I managed to put up a list of what I think are the best love songs ever put to plastic.


Make of them, what you will … !

~≈†≈~

Tuesday 21 April 2020

Love Songs.

21st April, 2020.

OK, sue me.

For once?

I actually fancied watching a film …

But simultaneously … ?   Simultaneously not watching one.

If that makes sense?

Much as I really do fancy catching the Italian version of Reanimator -- made in 2017, and called Herbert West - Re-Animator -- I also fancied an early night.



But also fancied breaking the rules, a little, and blogging … without making a video, for once.

-=§=-

Nik Nak’s Daily Teaser — 21-4-2020: Bangkok

21st April, 2020.


Yes: I have dreams!

And, yes: I get earworms!

When I got up?

I had the Sugababes singing away in my head: why I do not know.



Right now, though?

Linton Kwesi Johnson’s taken over!


At least I can say I’ve got a bit of variety in there … !

~≈¥≈~

Something else I DO remember?

Is having a dream: it’s not often I remember them.

Well, I say ‘a dream’.

More like a snippet of a dream.

Of starting work in Harold Wood Library.

A version of it the size of a large caravan.

You know … I THINK I’m over doing the cocoa!

~≈¥≈~

Monday 20 April 2020

Nik Nak’s Daily Teaser — 20-4-2020: George Takei

20th April, 2020.


There are times when I get earworms: songs that seem to persistently stuck in my head.

There was, when I woke up, this morning.


Not with the song playing through my head.

No.

I head the question!

How exactly DO you solve a problem like Maria?

Really!

I can’t see poking her with a stick, working!

~≈Ü≈~

Oh … 

Did I mention I’ve decided to catalogue my book collection?

I’ve decided to catalogue my book collection: just so you know.


It’s made me realise one thing: I’ve got a lot of gaps, there!

~≈Ü≈~

Sunday 19 April 2020

Nik Nak’s Daily Teaser — 19-4-2020: Ne-ne-ne-Nineteen!

19th April, 2020.


Yes: life under lockdown goes on: in all its joys, glories, ups, downs and … whatever else.

Stuff happens.

As does life.

As does … well … 

Possible tripping hazards.

I’m on Instagram, in case you didn’t know.

And had a couple of apparent young women follow me: young women who looked very similar.



Both of whom messaged me, fairly quickly.

With heart enough identical messages.

One — the one called Bellakumesnancy — was pretty honest: she ‘wanted to chat me up …’

And offered to send me picture … 

So long as she could send them to me on Google Hangouts … 

Which is where I politely said I didn’t trust, believed she was a scammer … 

And blocked her … whilst simultaneously deleting the chat.

I think I’ve just managed to avoid being cat-fished.

Debbi?    I think we have one for Sam … !

~≈†≈~

Just as a quick thought … ?

I am knackered … after a late night blog post: about the last two episodes of classic Dr Who story, The Faceless Ones.

You can read about it, here: or watch the video version.


I do know this much.

The Pauline Collins character is called Samantha.

So why Patrick Troughton calls her Sarah, at one point, I don’t know.


~≈†≈~

Doctor Who — The Faceless Ones: Episodes 5 and 6 — A Review

18th April, 2020.


Life under lockdown … is an amazingly boring thing.

Possibly boring, at least.

After all, there’s only so many time you can sweep the floor, wipe the surfaces or stare at walls.

And only so much dinner you can eat.

I’m getting sick of sweets potatoes — the red ones — so I had a change of pace, today.

Brown rice, with chicken, runner beans and peas.

As seen on Instagram … 


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Talking of which … ?



I had a couple of women message me on Instagram: going by the handles of @bellakumesnancy and @christeenamanda062.

@bellakumesnancy seemed especially interested in — as she put it — chatting me up.

And sending me pictures.


Which is where I gently accused the young lady of being a scammer, blocked her, and deleted the chat.

It seemed a little too good, too much like a potential scam*, to be true.

~≈†≈~

At any rate, and back to was I meant to tell you about … ?

I’ve seen more TV.

Yes: you’re right.

I’ve seen the last two episodes of classic Doctor Who, Season 4 story, The Faceless Ones.

~≈†≈~

Saturday 18 April 2020

Nik Nak’s Daily Teaser — 18-4-2020: The Number 18

18th April, 2020.


It’s officially official: I really need a haircut.

No, really.

If you think I look bad in the intro video?

You should have seen me when I got up!

Father Jack, here we come!


~≈¥≈~

One quick minor point?

Sadiq Khan, the Mayor of London, has suggested masks be made compulsory for all Londoners: during the current outbreak.

I can’t say it’s a bad idea.

But, speaking as an unemployed person?

My first question would be ‘Who’s paying for those … ?’

~≈¥≈~

Friday 17 April 2020

Nik Nak’s Daily Teaser — 17-4-2020: The Peak District

17th April, 2020.


Life under Lock down … ?

Is continuing.

I suspect that you — as I — am getting frustrated.

If for no other reason than not being able to visit friends and family … 

Sunday night dinner at mine … is odd … 

At any rate … ?   Things are frustrating enough that the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are doing interviews about the state of the nation’s mental health.

It’s … 

Well … 

~≈¥≈~

Thursday 16 April 2020

Doctor Who — The Faceless Ones: Episodes 3 and 4 — A Review

16th April, 2020.


I have to admit, I like to watch TV.

And usually?

And also have to admit, I have a limited palette.

Right at the moment … ?

Right at the moment, I’m watching old favourite, Dr Who.

I’ve been watching The Faceless Ones: one that’s new to me, as it’s been missing since before my birth.

But … ?   I’ve started watching it, just after eight o’clock, tonight: just to avoid any conflict with the Clap For Our Carers event that happens at eight, on a Thursday.

Even though I don’t take part … ?   It’s nice to hear, and to know it’s going on.

Except of course … ?

Tonight, someone decided lighting fireworks would be a good way of joining in.

There’s going to be a lot of annoyed pet owners out there.

At any rate … ?

At any rate, tonight I’ve sat down to two more episodes of The Faceless Ones: and yes.

It’s good!

~≈®≈~

Nik Nak’s Daily Teaser — 16th April, 2020.

16th April, 2020.


Yes: I am bored … 

Radically bored … 

Bored in a way that involves been boringly bored in a bored kind of way.

Frankly?

The sooner the Corona virus lockdown is over, the happier I — and the rest of the country, frankly! — will be.

~≈Î≈~

On a slightly pleasant front … ?

I — occasionally — do phone interviews for the Office of National Statistics: the UK’s statistics body.

I did one recently: themed — inevitably — around the current crisis.

It took about fifteen (15) minutes.

And earn me thirty quid: as an Amazon gift voucher.

£30 worth of free stuff from Amazon can’t be bad.

Even if Amazon’s going to take ages to deliver!

~≈Î≈~

Right at the moment?

I’m concerned about charities.

I think some — ones like veterans charity, Help for Heroes and the various charities that support NHS hospitals like Great Ormond Street Children’s Hospital — really shouldn’t exist.

As the causes are funded by our tax money.   The government should be doing a better job of using our money to fund them.

We shouldn’t have to pay extra for them.

So, seeing 99 year old veteran, Captain Tom Moore, doing a sponsored walk around his garden, to raise £1000 for the NHS — and raising £12 million as a result — leaves me feeling conflicted.

Raising that money’s the government’s job, not a retired captain who’s earned the right to have a sit down!

The walk … ?   And the money he’s raised?

Is STILL one hell of an achievement.

But, even so!

~≈Î≈~

Wednesday 15 April 2020

Nik Nak’s Daily Teaser — 15-4-2020: World Art Day.

15th April, 2020.


I think I’ve mention this once or twice, already: but I’m diabetic.

I have to be care what I eat, for the most part.

I’m getting heartily sick of red sweet potatoes, I know that!

But getting the hang of brown rice.

Especially with soy sauce.

At any rate … ?

I’ve just picked up my second batch of Metformin: the commonest drug used to treat the condition.

Along side the original batch … ?

I got a warning that it could cause diarrhoea.

Which was … fun … 

But generally hasn’t been too bad.

I’ve mostly had had to put up with the farts, to be frank.

The two metre social distancing rules have been appreciated, there!

But, of course, that original batch ran out.

Which meant picking up a second batch, yesterday.

And … ?   My pharmacist has switched manufacturers … 

Which meant I got another case of the trots.

My bathroom door has never had that much exercise. 

~≈†≈~

A few days ago, I found out that some one had attacked 5g phone masts.

In the mistaken belief that the things were responsible for the coronavirus.

Something I felt was wrongheaded, at least, and downright stupid at most.

Well … 

There’s been more attacks: including one on the Birmingham Nightingale.

You have to ask, don’t you?

How idiotic ARE these people?

~≈†≈~

Tuesday 14 April 2020

Doctor Who — The Faceless Ones: Episodes 1 and 2 — A Review

14th April, 2020.


Yes: we in the UK are living life under lockdown.

Hair going uncut, laundry done in an obsessive manner, vegetables fretted about … 

And a general sense that life is … on hold … 

For now.

Frankly?

I am bored out of my nut: as, I suspect, is most of the country.

And, quite possibly?

Quite possibly, I’m doing what many of us are doing.

Watching TV.

To be more specific?

I’ve just watched the first two episodes of classic Doctor Who story, The Faceless Ones*: complete with Patrick Troughton as the Second Doctor.

~≈†≈~

Nik Nak’s Daily Teaser — 14th April, 2020.

14th April, 2020.


Right at the moment … ?

It’s Tuesday: and just gone ten to eight.

Frankly?

I’m going to be heading up to town, later: to pick up my diabetes medication.

And to get some shopping.

After a two week holiday?   Sainsbury’s have added some offers to my Nectar card.

Including for white fleshed sweet potatoes.

I hope they’ve got some.

I’m getting heartily sick of the red ones!


~≈¥≈~

Oh, just as a quick thought?

A robotics engineer in California has scored scored some brownie points.

By building an experimental ventilator: out of easily available parts, a lot of open source code … and a Raspberry Pi, Britain’s best selling computer.

The thing’s currently getting testing in Colombia.

Hopefully?

Someone in the UK will pick that up.

It sounds like it could be an ideal solution, here in the UK.

Especially given that the Pi, the best selling British computer ever made?

Is British!

~≈¥≈~

Monday 13 April 2020

Nik Nak’s Daily Teaser — 13-4-2020: Monday

13th April, 2020.


It’s officially official: it’s Easter Monday … 

And life goes on.

Lockout is still in place, here in the UK.

And, for many of us, that’s still frustrating.

There’s also a certain amount of sadness, as well.

As yesterday saw the death of comedian, Goody, and I’m Sorry I Haven’t a Clue panellist, Tim Brooke-Taylor.

The world’s a smaller place.

~≈†≈~

How are you with mis-selling?

A couple of weeks ago, I was looking for a gift for a friend.

And managed to buy three of these USB flash memory drives: from a third party Ebay seller called Fashionjiacl.

They, supposedly, had a capacity of some two terabytes: roughly two thousand hours of video, depending on the format and resolution.

At the advertised price, two terabytes is a godsend: especially if you are unemployed, and don’t have much money to spend.

I ordered three: which took a while to get to me.

When they did?   I immediately start copying my Dr Who collection over to one of them.

That took about twenty-four hours, given the amount of data.

The data didn’t copy.

The stick — which was showing up both mo my Mac, and my Ubuntu MATE laptop, as a two terabyte drive — wouldn’t hold more than approximately thirty-two (32) gigabytes.

So … ?

I complained to the sellers: who — initially — only offered a thirty percent refund: roughly the price of one of the sticks I’d bought.

I told them this wasn’t good enough.

They then offered a thirteen pound refund.

I refused, again.

And told Fashionjiacl that, unless I got a full refund, I’d be reporting the to the consumer show, Watchdog, and watching a blog post about it and reporting them to Ebay, itself.

Something I’m still thinking of doing.

They refunded the money: which arrived in my bank account, yesterday.

I’m happy with that.

But?

I’m left with a bad taste in my mouth.

For a start?

Fashionjiacl is STILL offering hooky USB sticks on Ebay.

They HAVE added a footnote to say the devices are not the advertised two terabytes, but nearer thirty-two gigabytes: at the bottom of the page, in the proverbial last place we would look.

Something they weren’t doing when I bought them.

I’m assuming the things would still show up as two terabytes in any computer they’re connected to: so any one buying them would have no way of accurately know what the things could hold, or are holding.

I will give Fashionjiacl credit for refunding my money.

But … ?

I believe they are guilty of mis-selling.

And, given that this sort of thing seems to be common?   It’s something I thought I should warn you about.



~≈†≈~