7th November, 2026.
OK … Prunesquallor — the faux-Gormenghast version of me lurking in the above video’s thumbnail — has escaped.
Oh, at least, is in the thumbnail, picking up my new spectacles!
Something I’m going to be doing myself, later today: as the new set have turned up, and need to be fitted.
The only problem?
Is that the appointment’s at one.
Lunch may have to wait.
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As you’re no doubt aware, Russell Brand has been convicted of various sexual offences: and is now facing sentencing, on Monday.
I’m tempted to call him a comedian: except I never found him especially funny*.
At any rate?
The former performer has spent his first night in HMP Wandsworth.
In what’s called the Care and Support Unit, where especially vulnerable prisoners end up: a block that’s separate from the usual Vulnerable Prisoners wings.
Even knowing Wandsworth’s reputation?
I’m not exactly sympathetic.
If he didn’t want the time, he shouldn’t’ve done the crime.
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