10th July, 2026.
I’m tempted to say all sorts!
No, really!
I’m tempted to tell you that yurts exist.
That salmon smells of salmon.
That the universe, as it exists, exists in a wossname with knobs on!
But … ?
I won’t.
That would be silly!
~≈🍣≈~
Something I do know … ?
Is that Nigel Farage has forced a by-election in his Clacton constituency: and that mainstream parties are refusing to run against him, in protest at what they see as a political stunt.
Which means … ?
Which means that comedy candidate, Count Binface, is the only person standing against him.
And — according to The Independent — has had his odds slashed.
Frankly?
Binface could win … which means I have one question.
What happens if he does?
~≈🗑️≈~




