Showing posts with label technology. Show all posts
Showing posts with label technology. Show all posts

Friday, 4 September 2026

Nik Nak’s Daily Teaser — 4-9-2026 — You Have Been Googled

4th September, 2026: You Have Been Googled.


You wouldn’t believe it, would you?

But it’s been some thirteen years since I last did a question set about Google.

You can read it, here.

Or watch the video version.


Assuming you’re of a mind to!

At any rate … ?

It’s pay day, today.

So … ?

I’ll be off shopping, at some point, and adding money to my electricity meter.

And wondering exactly how to make the left over cash, last!

Donations happily excepted, folks: sterling for preference!

~≈💷≈~

On other fronts … ?

Yes: I’ve managed to finish another review!

Of “Sons and Daughters”, the penultimate episode of For All Mankind’s fifth season.


If you could hit the ‘Like’ button, I’d appreciate it … !

~≈👍≈~

Sunday, 19 July 2026

Nik Nak’s Daily Teaser — 19-7-2026 — Crashed

19th July, 2026: Crashed.


Right … there are times you wake up with an earworm.

In my case?

Kelis’ “Milkshake”.


Although my internal audio kept telling me the think was called “Ice cream”: but there you go.

Right now … ?

I’m chasing off Kelis with Whose Afraid (of the Art of Noise).


With all due respect to Manhattan’s finest?

“Milkshake” was getting a bit persistent … !

~≈🥤≈~

With Andy Burnham due to take over as prime minister, tomorrow?

I’m aware there’s calls for him to hold a general election.

I’m also aware that one voice calling for this is Nigel Farage: currently facing a potential loss of his seat to Count Binface.

And just as possibly looking for a way to recover from an embarrassing defeat.

Personally?

And whilst I hate to agree with Nigel Farage?

I think Mr Burnham should call a general election.

It would give him an official mandate from the public.

~≈🗳️≈~

One thing I should add?

It that Radio Four’s been full of it.

News, I should say, the Mr Burnham’s plans for tomorrow, include scrapping Keir Starmer’s planned digital ID scheme.

I’m glad to hear it.

Experience told me that people who don’t have the smart phone needed, who couldn’t afford the smart phone needed, for the mandatory version of the scheme, would need one bought for them.

At the government’s expense.

Frankly?

The scheme was half arsed, at best.

Scrapping it?

Is sensible.

~≈Œ≈~

Sunday, 21 June 2026

Nik Nak’s Daily Teaser — 21-6-2026 — SpaceShipOne

21st June, 2026.




It’s today.

But you knew that!

You’re also aware it’s the Summer Solstice.

So you’re aware — possibly — people have been dancing around Stonehenge.


Which is nice … even though I’d not get up in the morning for it!

This is possibly besides the point.

It’s the Summer Solstice … and, going by the BBC’s weather page, it’s going to be warm for the next few days.


I think I’ll need to drink a lot of water!

~≈💧≈~

Saturday, 11 April 2026

Nik Nak’s Daily Teaser — 11-4-2026 — The Apple 1

11th April, 2026: the Apple 1.


Right, then: it’s officially official.

I’ve seen another episode of The Daleks’ Master Plan.

And I’m greatly saddened: that so many episodes of the thing are missing.

As wonderful as the remaining episodes are … ?

I’m very aware there’s huge gaps.

And dearly wishing Aunty would release the thing as an animated bluray!

I’d buy one!

~≈📀≈~

In other news … ?

The Artemis 2 mission has safely returned to Earth: with a crew that’s described as “happy and healthy”.

Good for them!

At this stage, the only minor concern is, I’m told, the heat sheilds: although they seemed to have worked, and worked well.

But … ?

I can still remember the Colombia Disaster, the accident that saw a space shuttle burn up on re-entry, because of a defective heat shield.

I can only hope NASA’s keeping an eye on those … 

~≈🚀≈~

Friday, 27 February 2026

Nik Nak’s Daily Teaser — 27-2-2026 — Gotta Catch ’Em All (Ten Questions)

27th February, 2026: Pokémon is spelt with an ‘é’ … !


OK … I’ve officially not got Radio Four’s today programme on.

It was just a touch distracting.

Instead … ?

I’ve got Dave Brubeck’s Time Out album playing.


It’s exactly the right pace, and no-one is either talking … or singing.

Which is nice … 

~≈🎵≈~

I’m not usually one for politics.

But … ?

I noticed that yesterday’s Gorton and Denton by-election was won by the Greens: which grabbed my attention, as I’ve been voting Green for a few years, now.

Hopefully?

They’ll do well at my home town’s upcoming local elections.

But I suspect Brentwood-based voters, ones who don’t want to vote for a mainstream party, will be disgruntled Conservatives: who’ll vote for Reform, rather than Green.

Reform aren’t a party I’d vote for, myself.

I’d rather spoil my vote, than vote Reform!

~≈🗳️≈~

Did I mention my nephew, Jude, was here, yesterday … ?

My nephew, Jude, was here, yesterday.

Yes: that means there’s a new JPDecember video up and running.


One thing we did discuss, last night?

Is whether Jude would be happy to give my rental copy of Final Cut Pro a go.

We’ll have to see: it would mean either using my user account for the job, then transferring it to his account, so he can upload the resulting video.

Or signing into my Apple ID … on his user account.

Which I’ll have to think about.

Either way?

Something did catch Jude’s attention … was something I’d noticed about Final Cut.

In theory, and if I’ve got it right … ?

You can use it, and Compressor, to export a video as an 8k video, an extremely high definition video.

As you can possibly imagine, Jude’s eyes lit up.

So did mine!

~≈🎞️≈~

Monday, 16 February 2026

Nik Nak’s Daily Teaser — 16-2-2026 — The BBS

16th February, 2026: BBSes.



Right … it’s Monday morning.

Which obviously means I’m up early: to get to my weight management class.

I’m worried — as ever! — that I’ve put weight on.

When am I never?

I’m going to keep my fingers crossed though.

~≈⚖️≈~

It’s still Monday.

Which means it’s the day after my nephew was last here: putting a new video together.


Feel free to hit the like button!

~≈🕹️≈~

And finally … ?

It’s still Monday … !

And I’ve finally managed to make toast, in the new toaster.

The one that comes complete with a warming rack for heating croissants.


It’s … 

Well … 

How do I put this … ?

Like this: the warming rack is the most extraneous bit of kit I’ve ever received from Amazon.

I’m diabetic.

The last thing I need is a croissant!

~≈🥐≈~

Saturday, 14 February 2026

Nik Nak’s Daily Teaser — 14-2-2026 — YouTube (Ten Questions)

14th February, 2026: YouTube.


It’s officially official: there’s been a hideously dreadful mistake.

A dreadful mistake, so hideous, that … 

Well … 

Someone’s possibly getting yelled at, in a way that involves yelling.

You’re possibly wondering what I’m talking about, aren’t you?

Let me be sensible.

It’s the toaster … 

I ordered a toaster from Amazon, Tuesday just gone.

A cheap one: that, with one thing and another, I managed to get without having to pay the £4·99 delivery charge.

A cheap toaster that I ended up paying a tenner for.

Only to find that it would eventually be delivered … on 20th March.

Given that?

I complained to Amazon, had the delivery fee refunded, was given ten pound’s worth of gift card as “a good will gesture”, and told a refund would be in my bank account by next Thursday, at the latest.

The hideously dreadful mistake?

Was one made by Amazon: as they gave me £20 worth of gift card!

Well, I’m not going to mention it to them, am I … ?

Not when a new toaster turns up, this afternoon … 

~≈🛒≈~

Saturday, 24 January 2026

Nik Nak’s Daily Teaser — 24-1-2026 — Macintosh

24th January, 2026: Macintosh.


Hmmm … 

That’s possibly good news.

I might — might — now be visible, again, on Twitter/X: after spending time being suspended.

If you’re on the service … ?

Can you head over there, look me up and let me know if I’m visible?

Cheers in advance … !

~≈X≈~

On an equally, and just as ambiguously, good front … ?

I’m due some Amazon deliveries, today: including a new air fryer.

Apparently?

One package is due to be delivered by the Royal Mail: with the rest coming via Amazon’s usual, anonymous, white van.

I just don’t know which package.

The excitement’s killing me … 

~≈📦≈~

Actually, I’ve just double checked.

The air fryer’s getting delivered by Royal Mail.

I’ve got one question: will it be dropped of by Dave, the ever efficient postie?

Or by a Royal Mail van … ?

Gosh … 

~≈🏤≈~

Wednesday, 3 September 2025

Nik Nak’s Daily Teaser — 3-9-2025 — Ebay

3rd September, 2025: Ebay.


Hmmm … 

I mentioned, yesterday, that I hate a meeting with my Job Centre case worker, today.

I wish I hadn’t … !

I managed to head to the relevant website, yesterday, utterly convinced the meeting was yesterday, and panicking, yesterday, because the site was telling me, yesterday, that I was too early or too late, for the meeting.

So I phoned the Job Centre to find out what happened.

They, very politely, told me I’d phoned a day early.

I’d kick myself.

Except I’d possibly miss … 

~≈🦵≈~

I’ve had the Today programme on.

And … ?

They’ve been reporting that — once again — the idea of a digital ID system is being discussed.

I still object.

If the ID in question is something like a bank-card sized card — something like a modern UK driving license — I have to ask who’s paying for that?

Anyone who wants a UK driving license has to pay for it, themselves.

Mine was paid for by the Job Centre: as I need it for ID at a couple of job interviews, but couldn’t afford it.

And not having one was seen as hampering any job interview.

Would I — in theory — have to pay for one myself?   And be able to claim for it through the Job Centre?

I doubt I could afford one, otherwise.

Would this ID card be a smart-phone app?

The same sort of problem applies: I could only afford a new smart-phone because I’m claiming Personal Independence Payments.

Those of us without a smart-phone, and without the means to pay for one, would also need financial help.

Who’s going to be providing the cash … ?

~≈🦵≈~

Graham Linehan is a comedy writer: as I recall, he’s the man responsible for The IT Crowd and Father Ted and has been arrested at Heathrow Airport.

Over some posts on what’s now called X.

Arrested by five officers: who the Today programme tells us were armed.

The number of officers seems excessive.

But, if they were armed, as well?

That’s just a little over the top … !

~≈👮🏼≈~

Saturday, 21 June 2025

Nik Nak’s Daily Teaser — 21-6-2025 — El-Pee

21st June, 2025: El Pee.


Right … it’s official: it’s Saturday.

And the longest day of the year.

Frankly?

I think I’m going to go back to bed: I had something of a late night, last night.

I had visitors, let’s put it that way!

~≈🥱≈~

You possibly aware that an Assisted Dying bill has been going through Parliament: and that it faced its Third Reading, its final stage, in the UK’s House of Commons, yesterday.

It passed*: and will go to its final stages in the House of Lords in the near future.

And should be law by 2029

Personally?

Whilst I felt struggled with the idea of assisted dying when I first head of it?

It’s something I came to support: especially given how vocal the late Sir Terry Pratchett was about it.

So … ?

I’m glad it’s gone through.

Regardless of how you or I feel about it, the fact the bill approving it has passed this stage means assisted dying will be legally available in due time.

That’s a good thing, I think.

~≈💊≈~

Sunday, 15 June 2025

Nik Nak’s Daily Teaser — 15-6-2025 — Internet Explorer

15th July, 2025: Internet Explorer.


It’s Sunday … 

And … ?

Lyse Doucet has just bee commenting on the conflict between Iran and Israel.

It’s says something, doesn’t it?

That the BBC’s international correspondent is commenting on a conflict … on a Sunday morning religious programme … 

~≈😐≈~

At any rate … ?

It’s Sunday … and I’m planning on going beck to bed.

Why … ?

I’ve managed to finish a review, late.


I just hope the review makes sense!

~≈🎦≈~

There’s a certain amount of irony doing the rounds.

There’s opposition to the current US president: leading to the No Kings protests.

There were a lot, yesterday: including one encountered by Old Peculiar regular, Debbi Mack.

Seeing the phrase ‘No Kings’?

Always gets me thinking of a line from some of Sir Terry Pratchett’s odder characters.
“Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! Nae master! We willna’ be fooled again!”
The Wee Free Men, Terry Pratchett.
Which potentially means protestors are supposed to paint themselves blue, and steal cows.

Go look up the Feegles, if you get the chance.

At any rate, the irony I mentioned?

Is simply this.

Many in the US were holding ‘No Kings’ protests … 

When the Charles 3rd, King of the UK … was attending the Trooping the Colour ceremony, to mark his birthday.

Heigh … ho … !

~≈👑≈~

Tuesday, 6 May 2025

Nik Nak’s Daily Teaser — 6-5-2025 — iMac.

6th May, 2025: iMac.


Hmm … 

I was at my sister’s, last night: baby — ha! — sitting my nephew, Jude.

We’d natter whilst he watched YouTube on his PS5, and I watched the snooker final in the front room.

I think we had an entertaining evening.

Although I have to say: I dropped a chip.

And … ?

Ruth’s cat’s like bloody lightning!


~≈🍟≈~

We — and the cat! — had a good evening.

So did Chinese snooker.

As Zhao Xintong beat Mark Williams 18-12: and became China’s first snooker world champion in the process.


Well done, him: it’s one hell of a personal achievement, one I suspect will have a similar effect to Andy Murray winning Wimbledon.

And persuade lots of people in China join snooker clubs.

At any rate: congratulations to Xintong.

Now … will he be able to beat the Crucible Curse … ?

I seriously doubt it!

~≈🎱≈~

Friday, 24 January 2025

How to Buy A Computer!

25th January, 2025: How to Buy a Computer!



Part 1: the introduction.

Hi.

My name’s Paul: and I’m also called Nik Nak.

And this may possibly be the first post on Nik Nak’s Old Peculiar that you’ve read: or first video you’ve watched on the @MrCuddy2977 YouTube channel.

I write a set of quizzes called the Daily Teaser: and talk about movies and TV shows I’ve watched.

That’s assuming you want to hear what I think of them, of course.

At any rate, that’s what I do, between living the rest of my life: job-hunting, gossiping with friends, sleeping, eating, looking after my nephew, and watching the world go by: from a bench on Warley Hill.

That’s if I managed to get out of the house, of course.

And assuming the bench is dry.

I also have a possibly unhealthy interest in computers: and a very limited layman’s understanding of the subject.

Enough that — occasionally — friends ask me for something.

Buying advice: simple buying advice.

Something I’m happy to offer: so long as the friends in question are happy to ask me and realise I don’t know everything.

At any rate, I know a little about these things, am happy to offer advice and opinion: but fully expect you to take my advice with a pinch of salt.

I’m a layman, not an expert.

And one who’s very aware there’s a lot of twaddle out there.

~≈¥≈~

Part Two: What Do You Need?

Here’s the first thing you have to ask yourself.

What do you need from a computer, what are you going to use it for?

What do you need, rather than want?

Let’s be clear here, shall we?

There’s a few different types of computer.

Devices that take some data, do something to it with an app, then put the results somewhere.

Whether that data is sending text to an email address, putting this scene into that part of a video, display this link on that screen, play this song on those speakers.

What have you.

If I hear the phrase “do it on a computer”, the computer I’m thinking of is an old fashioned desktop: a box that goes on your desk and is attached to a monitor, keyboard and mouse.

So when I’m “doing something with a computer”, I’m talking about a desktop.

But the phrase equally applies a laptop, a tablet, a phone, a Smart TV, hell, even a watch!

You’ll be emailing from your phone, playing a song on a smart watch.

So when I ask you “What are you going to use this thing for?”, there’s going to be a lot of different answers.

If we’re doing relatively simple stuff?

We’re messaging friends, using Facebook or Instagram, doing some basic online shopping, we’re not necessarily going to need anything powerful.

We could probably get away with a phone, a tablet or even a watch.

Or a lightweight laptop, the type knowns as notebooks.

Something that’s portable, rather than powerful.

If we’re doing something heavier?

Gaming, content creation, computer aided design, coding?

We’re going to need something a bit more powerful: a specced out laptop, a muscular desktop.

I do a lot of video editing, for example.

So the most recent computer I bought was the most powerful I could afford.

Some gamers I know?

Have far more powerful rigs: as will anyone doing intense design work.

If you’re going to be doing any of this on the go?

You’re going to need something portable, however powerful.

My point?

Is simply this: you need to have a good idea of what you need, and buy accordingly.

Which brings me to my next point.

The money.

~≈¥≈~

Part Three: The Money!

Let’s talk cash, shall we?

And let me ask you this: how much do you intend to spend on a computer?

There’s going to be a figure you’re comfortable paying, isn’t there?

I started writing this piece in December of 2024: and bought my most recent computer in October of that year.

I spent some £999 on a new Mac mini: roughly $1270, or €1210, according to the quick google search I did at the time.

£799 got me the new Mac mini, with the latest processor and sixteen gigabytes of RAM: I paid £200 extra for a one terabyte solid state drive, rather than the default 512gb drive.

That — plus a few extra quid for a new mouse and keyboard — brought my total to £1257 (€1526/$1600).

I’m also aware I spent some £300 (€365/$380) on a large capacity external hard drive, to used as backup: bringing the running total to £1557.

I already had a monitor.

I managed to offset the total cost by some £140 (€170/$178), selling a pair of older model external drives.

So?

I spent some £1417 in total.

That was a price I felt comfortable paying, with the cash I had available.

My point is this.

That price you think you’re going to be paying for a computer is not the complete price.

Even if you get a deal on a desktop that includes a monitor, keyboard and mouse, even if you buy a laptop, or tablet, that price on the box isn’t going too include everything you need.

You may not buy software, right now, you may not buy a back-up drive, right now … but you’re going to need to budget for them in the not too distant future.

Please make sure you plan the budget for the computer: and for needed extras.

~≈¥≈~

Part Four: The Extras.

You’re possibly saying, “Oh, good grief, Paul, extras? What extras?”

Let’s start with the one that — I think — everything else depends on.

An internet connection.

How many of us have one?

I honestly don’t know.

But?

I know that many of us who have one, are online for no other reason than to watch YouTube on our smart TVs.

I’m also very aware that many of us don’t one: those of us on benefits will be struggling to pay for one, unless we’re using one of the rare social tariffs provided by some internet service providers.

That connection is essential for someone who owns a computer.

If for no other reason than this: a computer’s software gets updated over the internet … !

On top of updates?

You can access a lot of useful services, online.

I’m both jobhunting, and have various medical conditions.

So accessing online services is a life saver!

As is being able to contact people through various messaging services.

An internet connection is vital.

Another thing we will need money for?

Is backup: online, or local.

There’s no point you sitting there, saying “Nothing’s going to happen to my computer!   It’s impervious to damage!”

Oh, no it isn’t.

As I found out, when the power supply in my old iMac gave up the ghost.

As a neighbour found out, when her laptop died.

As a friend found out, when he spilt orange juice on his desktop computer.

The big difference between me and the neighbour, and the friend with the orange juice?

I and the neighbour, had back up: but I’m not sure Mr Orange did.

I’ve relied on Apple’s Time Machine app for years.

All I’ve needed to do to make it work, is plug in an external drive and use Time Machine to back up my machine to that drive.

So?

It’s helped me transfer things between old and new Macs, recover my data when a hard drive’s failed, and — last but not least — allowed me to transfer stuff from a dead iMac to a newly purchased replacement.

Being unable to access my files in the meantime?

Prompted me to get some online storage: so I can store copies of my files, if that happens again, so I can access my files from anywhere.

My point is this: you will need backup, whether online or hooked up to your machine.

No two ways about it, you will need backup.

This means you need:
  • free, or commercial, backup software.
  • an external drive for the backups.
  • online storage for your backups.
I’ll emphasise this again, when your machine fails — when, not if — you will to have backed it up, and need to have paid for that back up!

Another expense?

Is software.

Yes: I am very aware there’s plenty of free software around.

I’ve been using a lot of it for many years.

I’ve relied on LibreOffice, and OpenOffice, for my basic writing needs, I’ve used VLC to play and stream music and films, I’ve used HandBrake and MakeMKV to back up optical discs for the same sort of time, and I’ve used Apple’s free iWork suite.

But?

As a YouTuber, I’m aware that a copy of Final Cut Pro could come in handy: I don’t necessarily want to rely on iMovie, all the time.

I’m also aware that the free office software I use may be less powerful than its commercial equivalent.

I’m aware, in other words, that I’m going to have to pay for software at some point.

As will you.

This needs to be budgeted for.

As a last extra?

And one that’s way down the list?

Let’s talk entertainment.

Whether it’s a subscription to Spotify, Apple Music or Netflix, whether it’s free catch-up services, or online games, we’re probably going to want entertaining!

These days, there’s still a lot we can do that doesn’t need a ’net connection, or a computer.

But we can access a lot more with an internet connection, and some form of computer: smart TV, laptop or otherwise.

This costs: whether we have just a connected computer, and access to free services, we still have to pay for the connection.

Even if we’re not paying for Disney+.

My points are three-fold.

We’re going to need more stuff than we think.

We’re going to need more money than we think.

And?

Technology costs more than we expect.

~≈¥≈~

Part Five: And Finally …

In conclusion, what can I tell you … ?

Possibly not much more than I already have.

About all I can do is to try and offer a metaphor.

An ex-girlfriend of mine — let’s call her Norma — had been brought up around cars.

Her dad was quite a good mechanic, as was at least one cousin, her step-father — and her eventual husband — cabbies, most of her female relatives very good drivers … 

And she got lumbered with a boyfriend — me — who couldn’t tell a brake pedal from a gear stick.

Which is another story.

At any rate, Norma always tried to encourage me to learn to drive: as did my mother and sisters.

Norma made the effort mostly because there were times she wanted us to go out as a couple: and do so when I would drive and she could drink.

Which is yet another story!

Between all this?

Norma would make a very good point, though, one I’ll try to make here.

She’d make the very good point that — when you bought a car, went to price up a car — the price on the price tag wasn’t the total cost.

You might be looking at £5000 for a cheap second hand wreck, £18000 for a new hatchback, £30000 for a new saloon … or a couple of million for a brand new Masarati.

Norma’s point?

Was that the figure on the price tag wasn’t what’s now called the ‘total cost of ownership’.

There’s the price of the car, the fuel, the insurance, the spare tyre, the safety kit in the boot, and — for cars in the UK over three years old — the annual MOT test.

Computers are the same: the price on the box is not the total cost.

There’s a net connection, software, peripherals, hardware upgrades, software updates, and the inevitable repairs and replacements.

When you buy a computer?

Keep that in mind: and budget for as much as possible!

~≈¥≈~

Part Six: Farewell …

Just as a last thought?

I should tell you that I started writing this piece in October, 2024: and published in late January of 2025.

So, while I’ve been as accurate as I possibly can, some of the prices — especially the ones in foreign currencies — aren’t necessarily current or consistent.

With that out of the way?

I hope you find this piece informative, educational … and, hopefully, useful.

If it is … ?

Thank me by following the blog, liking the video version on YouTube … or by having a go at one of my Daily Teaser quizzes.

Until the next time?

Have fun!

Monday, 22 January 2024

Nik Nak’s Daily Teaser — 22-1-2024 — Back to the Mac.

22nd January, 2024: Back to the Mac.


Right … it’s a Monday morning: and I’m up early.

Yep: it’s time for my weight management class, again.

Hopefully?

I’ll’ve lost some.

I was up a few grams, last week, and I’d like to remedy that!

~≈⚖️≈~

Friday, 16 September 2022

Nik Nak’s Daily Teaser — 16-9-2022 — Sir Clive Sinclair.

16th September, 2022.


Yep: I think today is going to be quiet.

Well … 

Quiet … for me.

I don’t have to head for Chelmsford, Brentwood Job Centre, shopping, or anywhere else.

Frankly?   I’ve a perfect opportunity to catch some TV.

~≈¥≈~

JUST as a thought … ?

19th September — Monday, so you know — is Talk Like a Pirate Day.

And, as always?

I’ve done my usual Pirate Day set.

But … ?   The actual video — I think it’s a well made one — for the day is something I’ve had to alter.

It can’t ignore the simple fact the day is the Queen’s state funeral.

So I spent ten minutes, yesterday, adding a few, hopefully respectful, inserts.

I can only hope they go down well.

~≈¥≈~