26th April, 2026.
I think we can safely say I have plans.
Although they’re not plans to take over the world.
I wouldn’t have the budget!
No: instead of taking over the world, I’m planning a piece on ripping — copying — Blu-ray discs, and circumventing the copy protection in the process.
I’ve done the script outline.
Now all I need to do is script the thing, record the video footage, edit the thing together, render, and upload the results to YouTube.
One day … ?
I shall get a life …
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Apparently?
A gunman attempted to break in and shoot some of America’s senior political figures: including the 47th President.
I’m …
I’m glad the shooter’s been caught alive.
The authorities can ask him what his motives were.
There’s a but.
This is — what? — about the second or third time someone’s tried taking a potshot at the President.
I could ask what the President’s doing wrong.
I don’t know.
But?
The King’s upcoming visit to the US looks increasingly unwise: the President’s not safe to be around …
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