Showing posts with label Work Programme. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Work Programme. Show all posts

Tuesday, 23 November 2021

Nik Nak’s Daily Teaser — 23rd November, 2021

23rd November, 2021.



Yes: I’m had a phone call, yesterday.

From my case worker on the Restart s scheme.

Who seems like a pleasant woman.

She managed to confirm the basic details for me: it’s a monthly face-to-face meeting, with a follow up phone call, a fortnight later, and these initial meetings would be in Brentwood.

However?   And much to my annoyance?

She told me that the office would be moving to Basildon in March, 2022.

It’s something I’ve reported to my Job Centre case worker: who’s asked me to confirm it.

I hope she Can do something about it.

Because this scheme is starting to should like the Work Programme I was on, many years ago.

Messy.

~≈⌘≈~

Wednesday, 21 October 2015

The Daily Teaser — 21-10-2015

Oh … RIGHT!   That’s what’s happening!

I finally got my delivery in, yesterday: the caddy, and a video box-set.

Series four of Angel, since you ask.

And … ?   I THINK I’ve solved a problem: or figured out why there’s a problem.

Occasionally, I get a lot of flickering: as my main monitor shifts between its different presentation modes.

I’ve NOW worked out it happens … after I leave my computer on, doing an overnight rip … !

Quite how to deal with that?   I’m not sure: bar monitoring how long the computer’s on, for.

~≈É≈~

There’s something else, before I move on to the Teaser, itself.   Remember, back when I was unemployed, I told you I was placed on the government’s Work Program.   It was designed to help the long term unemployed back into work.    It was also something I felt was an expensive waste of time: as — from the anecdotal stories I help, and my own experience — told me it was ineffective.

AND a waste of money.

As I felt I got more effective help from my local Job Centre.

It looks like I was right.   This report, that the BBC has talked about?   Tells me I’m right: the thing was a waste of time.

Isn’t vindication nice … ?

~≈É≈~

Sunday, 17 August 2014

Men At Work Placement

OK, OK … 

It’s a Sunday evening!

But there’s not much on TV at the moment.   There’s not a lot on the radio, either.

And frankly … ?

Frankly, there’s something I’ve been meaning to get off my chest: about being out of work.

~≈◊≈~

Monday, 28 April 2014

The Daily Teaser — 28-4-2014

Hmmm … 

Remember me saying I’d finished with the Government’s Work Programme, at the of the year?

It seems that the Government has a follow up scheme.

For those of us who’ve been through the Work Programme, we can now be made to go on the new Help To Work scheme.

We face three options:
  • Signing on daily.
  • Intensive training courses.
  • Or a ‘volunteer’ Community Work placement.
Three options … or a reduction in benefits.

Personally … ?

Personally, I can’t see how that’s supposed to help.   I know that Job Centre staff do try and make an effort to suggest possible jobs: making a benefit claimant sign up daily won’t make those jobs crop up more frequently, nor will it give staff more tools to help.   It just gives them more more chance to repeat themselves.   What’s more, I believe the sanction’s been available for some thirty years: at least!

I’ve ALSO just done an intensive training course: the ECDL course.

And a Community Work placement is all very well and good: except we’d be volunteered for work we don’t necessarily have an aptitude for, or interest in … and don’t get paid for.

Do I think this scheme will work, or help?

No.

Are the provisions suggested, something Job centre staff can already insist claimants can do?   As far as I know, yes.

Given that … ?

Well, I don’t see it being much use.

Right … rant over: let’s move on … !

~≈Ê≈~

Wednesday, 29 January 2014

The Daily Teaser — 29-1-2014: Unleaded Zeppelins

Hmmm … 

Right … 

BIT of a rush, this morning: as I have to be at the Job Centre — to sign on — reasonably early.

I also get to find out what now happens, as I’ve finished with the Government’s Work Programme.

Somehow … ?

I feel it won’t be that much in the way of practical help.

With that said?   Let’s get moving on … 

~≈Î≈~

Yesterday’s Teaser saw Debbi* putting in her answers.   With Trevor† telling us I’d got the tense wrong in a question, the day before, the day saw Debbi bagging five out of five.

Let’s see how everybody does with today’s questions, shall we?

Here they are, along with the How ToLicense and video … 

Q1) 29th January, 1916, saw Paris bombed by German airships known as Zeppelins.   What gas provided lift, for those early Zeppelins … ?
Q2) What was the name of the German noble who designed them … ?
Q3) What type of boat gives its name to the part of a Zeppelin, used to carry the crew, passengers or cargo … ?
Q4) The gasbags in the airships were made from what’s called goldbeater’s skin.   In other words, the intestines of a young what: sheep, goat or cow?
Q5) Airships are what kind of aircraft: lighter than air, fixed wing or helicopter … ?
Q6) Which Manhattan landmark has a spire originally intended as a mooring mast for airships … ?
Q7) Finally … What was the name of the airship that exploded in New Jersey, in 1937?
Here’s yesterday’s questions and answers …
Q1) 28th January, 1754, saw Horace Walpole coin the word, ‘serendipity,’ in a letter to Horace Mann.   The word refers to a happy … what … ?
A1) A happy accident, or coincidence.
Q2) 28th January, 1521, saw the start of the Diet of Worms: in which European country … ?
A2) Germany.
Q3) That Diet produced the Edict Of Worms: which forbade people from ‘receiving, defending, sustaining, or favouring’ which religious figure: Pope Leo 10th, Martin Luther or the (then) Archbishop of Canterbury?
Q4) 28th January, 1958, saw the patenting of the Lego brick.   Which European country is Lego from … ?
A4) Denmark.
Q5) Finally … 28th January, 1958, saw the last broadcast of which comedy show … ?
I’ll leave you with this tune from VNV Nation …


And with this thought from Jasper Fforde …
“What is wrong with airships anyway? They have borne mankind aloft for over a hundred relatively accident-free years and I see no reason to impugn their popularity...”
Jasper Fforde. The Eyre Affair
Have a good day … 










*        Oh, Debbi: I’ve a little thing I’m thinking of posting to the blog at some point: but want to make sure it’s fairly readable to my fellow lay-people.   Would you mind me emailing it over?

†        Cheers, Trevor: I can get that modified … !   (Oh, same thing, Trevor: mind me emailing this over … ?)

Tuesday, 21 January 2014

The Work Programme: Some Thoughts.

You know, yesterday was … interesting … ish … 

At least form my viewpoint, it was.

I had my last appointment at the UK government’s flagship Work Programme, yesterday: the scheme that the Government hopes will help the long-term unemployed — like me — back into employment.

I say interesting, when I think the word I’m after — or one of them — is bittersweet.

After all, and even though I only had to travel a few miles, it was an afternoon/morning out, in somewhere other than Brentwood.   The fact something of a routine day-trip has now come to an end is bittersweet: and some I’ll miss, having gotten used to it.

There’s all kinds of issues with that day out, and its end, though.

As I’ve already said, the Work Programme is the government’s attempt to help the long-term unemployed back into work: and is supposed to last for two years.

If you get a job in that period, the staff at the Programme are supposed to supply funding and help for the rest of the two year period, in order to help you keep the job.   So if you get a job, having been on the Programme for a year, they’re supposed to give help and funding for another year, for example.

In my case, though … ?

I have to admit to being something of a tough case.   I’ve something of a patchy employment history: and a personal history best described as colourful.   One I feel means many employers would prefer to hire someone else, whatever upside there may be to hiring me.

Given those circumstances … ?

Given those, you’d think — think — I’d maybe get a little extra help.   That’s possibly debatable.

EITHER way, I was on the Work Programme for the maximum allowed two years.

Two years of getting a bus to Basildon — where my local Work Programme, run by a company called SEETEC, is based — at public expense.   (I buy the ticket, in Brentwood: SEETEC pays me my bus-fare: and then claims it back from the government, as expenses.)

I’ll be frank: I had some three to four (unsuccessful) interviews with various companies, in that first year on the Programme.

And I’ll give SEETEC their due: they covered the cost of the bus-fare for one of those, which was in Basildon.   AND covered the cost of a new pair of trousers, and a shirt: so I could look at least half way presentable.

They also signed me up for a CV writing course: and for a an afternoon workshop on how to write a cover letter.   Something that had a helpful; side: but only in as far as it confirmed a few points I already knew or suspected.

~≈†≈~

So that’s a point to them, I think.

However, I think I have other areas to complain about.

Doctors … 

Or at least GPs, I should say.   One reason we like having the same family doctor, in my experience, is a simple, old fashioned idea.

Continuity of service.   The simple fact that you get to know your GP over a course of many years: and their knowledge of you, as a long term patient, gives them a touch more insight into you, your behaviour when well, and what could be going wrong for you, just by seeing what you look like, when you walk through the door, today.

The fact is, SEETEC seemed to have an unbelievably high staff turnover.   Certainly at the level of the client advisers: the people who’d be dealing with I, and others, who came in through the door.

Early on, in the first year … ?   I was assigned an adviser called Julie.   I got into the office, that particular Monday, the office manager told me my new adviser was called Julie, and was sitting on “ … that desk over there.”   I had something like a half-hour review with her, where I told her what I was doing to find a job and we reviewed my CV: and looked at potential career options.

When I got back, to weeks later … ?

She’d got another job.

I had a couple of others who lasted for maybe two visits, roughly a fortnight apart.

You see my point, here … ?

There was little in the way of continuity of service.   Little time for a client adviser to get to know their client base, and suggest appropriate actions for each client, on a case by case basis.

~≈†≈~

Which is the other thing that struck me.

The course on offer.

Now, I mentioned I had a CV writing course and a cover letter writing course?

They were … handy … if not as intense, as possible.

Or as immediately useful as I felt they could have been.

On a personal front … ?   I should point out that I’ve a Level 2 NVQ in Customer Services.

It’s not much: but does at least tell prospective employers I know how to use a till, can be polite to customers, and know where to look for the First Aid box — and the First Aid person — should someone fall over.

In the two years I was at the Work Programme?   None of the advisers turned around and said something to the effect of “Oh, by the way, we do the Level Three Customer Services NVQ: is that something you’d like to sign up for, Paul?   That might persuade prospective employers you’re a good person to hire.”

There’s also a course doing the rounds called  the ECDL: or European Computer Driving Licence.   It‘s a basic computer literacy course.

Granted, I believe myself to be a touch more computer literate than some: but having that to my name was something I feel could again, have been helpful.

It was something that my local job centre has run in the past: and no doubt will do so again.

Of course, when I asked my local jobcentre about signing up for it … ?   They told me to ask the Work Programme.

Who — to be fair — had heard of it.   But couldn’t fund my doing it in Basildon: nor did they have one in Brentwood I could attend.

Encouraging, that … 

~≈†≈~

There’s possibly more I could tell you, there.

Possibly.

I could be telling you that, according to a Radio Four programme in November of last year, that the Work Programme seems to be not working for a quite a few people like me.

That some charities are critical of how the Programme is structured, as it gives them little incentive to do a proper job of the thing. 

That the Programme really isn’t helping the disabled finding suitable jobs.

That the programme is a waste of money.   Speaking as someone who’s had his return bus fare to Basildon paid for him, with out seeing any kind of return, I cannot disagree.

There’s possibly a lot of things I could be saying.

I will, however, close with this thought.

There are many who would argue that the unemployed need some sort of help to find work.

One thing that would … ?   Is having plenty of jobs around that are both suitable for those out of work: and willing to hire those of us who are — at first glance — tough to see as good employees.

The other thing that would help … ?

Speaking from my own experience, would be a Work Programme that’s more helpful than the one I’ve just attended for two years.

Monday, 20 January 2014

The Daily Teaser — 20-1-2014: Parliamentary Matters: AGAIN!

Argh … !   Almost added two versions of the poster, there … !

That’s what happens when you rush … !

For which there’s no excuse: but is IS an explanation.   Today sees my last appointment at the government sponsored Work programme: which — theoretically — helps those of us who are jobhunting, to find work.

In the two years I’ve had to attend … ?   They’s not managed to be any more help than a chocolate teapot.   Actually … ?   The chocolate teapot’s more helpful: you can’t make tea with it, but CAN eat it.

What happen’s once I’m back under the authority of the Job Centre, though … ?

I really don’t know.

~≈†≈~

But let’s move on, shall we?

Yesterday’s Teaser saw Debbi* putting in her answers: along with thanking me for the tips, she ALSO bagged ten out of ten.

Let’s see how she — and you — do with today’s Parliamentary questions, shall we?   Here they are, along with the How ToLicense and video … 


Q1) 20th January, 1265, saw the first meeting of the English Parliament: in what’s now the Palace of Westminster.   The part of the palace used was what’s now called: Westminster Hall, Saint Stephen’s Chapel or the Central Lobby … ?
Q2) What’s name was given to the English Parliament’s successor body … ?
Q3) The UK’s modern parliament meets in which city … ?
Q4) That first English Parliament was led by Simon De Montfort, the 6th Earl of where: Leicester, Leinster or Lincoln … ?
Q5) And finally … this first parliament was noted by having members who were what: knights, commoners or elected?
Here’s yesterday’s questions and answers …
Q1) 19th January, 1935, saw Coopers, Inc, start selling their briefs.   In which US city: New York, Chicago or New Orleans?
A1) Chicago.
Q2) What’s the generic North American term for those briefs … ?
Q3) The items in questions are called ‘what’ fronts in the UK … ?
A3) Y-fronts.
Q4) Coopers, Inc, are now called what … ?
Q5) More to the point, they started out, selling socks to which forestry workers?
Q6) If you’re not wearing underwear, you’re said to be going … what … ?
A6) Going Commando.
Q7) Which Bach piece is — arguably — about an item of female underwear … ?
A7) The Second Movement, or Air, of Suite No. 3 in D major, BWV 106: also known as Air on The G String.
Q8) Subligaculum was underwear worn by whom: Ancient Romans, Ancient Greeks or Ancient Egyptians?
Q9) If you’re wearing ‘temple garments,’ you’re wearing the underwear appropriate to members of which religion … ?
A9) Mormons: or members of the Latter Day Saints movement, or church.
Q10) Finally — and possibly thankfully: the jockstrap was invented by C. F. Bennett.   And intended as an athletic support for people riding what?
A10) Bicycles.
I’ll leave you with this thought …
“We may be proud that England is the ancient country of Parliaments. With scarcely any intervening period, Parliaments have met constantly for 600 years, and there was something of a Parliament before the Conquest. England is the mother of Parliaments.”
John Bright.
And — as it advises us to rip the roof off the sucker — this tune … 


Enjoy your day … !












*        Oh, there’s another one, Debbi: don’t get McSebi Software’s Pac The Man X!   Seriously!   It’s THE most distracting game I’ve ever got hold of … !   (But if you DO … ?   The Go-Fasta Lemons, and Doubling Cherry’s are worth the effort: especially at lower levels.   Actually … I take that back: go get, it’s HUGE fun … ! )

Wednesday, 15 January 2014

The Brentwood Gazette’s Weekly Teaser — 15-1-2014

Hmmm … 

Well, that’s a thing … I think … 

I have to admit, I’ve just signed on.

In other words, been to my local Job Centre*, to officially confirm I’ve not been in work, since the last time I did so.

As part of that … ?   I’ve also let the Job Centre know that this coming Monday’s appointment with the Work Programme will be my last.

So the Job Centre’s let me know what’s to happen, the next time I sign on.

Frankly … ?   I can only hope the government’s actually managed to give the Job Centre’s the funding to actually give me — and others like me — some functional help.

Lord knows the Work Programme, after almost two years, hasn’t†.

~≈Ï≈~

At any rate, today is Wednesday: which means it’s time for the Brentwood Gazette’s Weekly Teaser.

Here’s this week’s questions, covered by the usual Creative Commons License‡ …
Q1) 15th January saw the British Museum open to scholars.   In which year of the 1750s?
Q2) The Museum was housed in Montagu House, on the grounds of cost.   And refused to use which palace, on the same grounds?
Q3) The Museum is in which London area: Bloomsbury, Kensington or Chelsea?
Q4) The Museum’s original collection was from Sir Hans who: Jones, Sloane, or Beckenbauer … ?
Q5) The ‘Old Royal Library’ was donated to the Museum.   By which king: George 2nd, 3rd or 4th … ?
Q6) The British Museum’s Natural History branch is in South Kensington: and shares Exhibition Road with two other famous museums.   Name either of them.
Q7) The British Library is also a branch of the British Museum: and one of the two largest libraries on the planet.   What’s the other largest library … ?
Q8) The British Museum famously contains the Parthenon Gallery: also known as the Elgin … what … ?
Q9) One of the Museum’s departments is devoted to Numismatics.   In other words, coins … and what else?
Q10) Finally … the Sutton Hoo Treasure is housed in the British Museum.   Which English county was it found in?
Here’s last week’s questions and answers …
Questions.
Q1) 8th January, 1963, saw the ‘Mona Lisa’ exhibited in the USA.   In which US City: New York, Washington DC or Boston?
Q2) In which US state is that city … ?
Q3) Whilst touring the US, the ‘Mona Lisa’ was also exhibited in which other US city: New York, Washington DC or Boston?
Q4) Who painted the ‘Mona Lisa’?
Q5) Which of that painter’s other works gets a mention in a VERY well know Dan Brown novel … ?
Q6) Strictly speaking, that latter painting is actually a mural, on a wall in a church in which Italian city: Rome, Milan or Naples?
Q7) One of our painter’s better known drawings — ‘The Vitruvian Man’ — is stored in a museum in which city: Venice, Vilnius or Volgograd … ?
Q8) The ‘Mona Lisa’ is painted on to a panel made made from wood from which tree: poplar, ash or beech … ?
Q9) What’s the ‘Mona Lisa’s’ usual name, in Italian … ?
Q10) Finally … the ‘Mona Lisa’s’ present home is which Parisian museum … ?
Answers.
A1) Washington.
A2) None: Washington’s been separate from any US state, ever since 1790: it’s, effectively, a non-state.
A3) New York.
A4) Leonardo da Vinci.
A5) The Last Supper’.
A6) Milan.
A7) Venice.
A8) Poplar.
A9) La Gioconda’.
A10) The Louvre.
Enjoy those!


























*        Just so you know, Britain’s Job Centres — or Jobcentre Plus, as they’re branded — are the combined Benefits agency and employment service run by the UK government.   They’re where we us official scrounger and layabouts — or unemployed people, for anyone who’s not a tory — can claim social security benefits, look for work, and access employment training services.

†        Next Monday will be the last time I have to go to Basildon for the Work Programme: and also the last time I spend £6 on the bus fare to Basildon.   I can claim that money back from SEETEC, the company that runs the work programme I attend.   They claim that bus fare back from the UK government.   By next Monday, that means they would have given me some £312 of taxpayers money. Whilst not being able to place me in employment.   My time has been wasted, by this, doing little more than I could’ve done myself.   As has £312 of your money.

‡        Regulars will know already, but for newcomers … all it means is that you’re free to copy, use, alter and build on each of my quizzes: including the Teasers, Gazette Teasers and the Friday Question Sets.   All I ask in return is that you give me an original authors credit on your event’s flyers or posters, or on the night: and, if you republish them, give me an original authors credit AND republish under the same license.   A link back to the site — and to the Gazette’s, if that’s where you’ve found these — would be appreciated.

Tuesday, 7 January 2014

The Daily Teaser — 7-1-2014: In Distress

Well, that went … well … 

I think I mentioned, yesterday, that I was up early, to get to the Work Programme I have to attend.

The penultimate one I have to go to, I should add.

Just so you know, if you’re unemployed in the UK — for a certain amount of time — you have to attend a government sponsored Work Programme for two years, or until they help you find a job.

They’ve not managed to find me anything.

SEETEC, the company that runs the programme I attend, pays my bus fare for me: £6 a trip, for two years, for a total of £624 over the course of the time.   All paid for by you, the taxpayer.

Given I think they won’t find me anything, by next week … ?

I have yo say, I think the government’s Work Programme has wasted £624 on me, that could’ve been better spent elsewhere.

Go figure!

~≈Ê≈~

Yesterday’s Teaser saw Debbi* putting in her answers: along with letting us know that both the film and TV versions of M·A·S·H were equally as good, ALSO scoring six out of six.

Let’s see how she — and you — do with today’s distress questions, shall we?

Here they are, along with the How ToLicense and video … 

Q1) 7th January, 1904 — 110 years ago, today — saw the introduction of which radio distress signal … ?
Q2) It was introduced by a branch of which wireless company … ?
Q3) That signal was replaced — in 1908 — by which better known distress signal … ?
Q4) The radio operator of which Royal Mail Ship alternated between both signals, when it sank in 1912?
Q5) One form of audio distress signal, is to make a continuous blast: with what type of horn … ?
Q6) Voice distress message, Mayday comes from which language … ?
Q7) When making a Mayday call, how many times do you have to use the term … ?
Q8) One old fashioned form of distress signal is to put a knot in a flag, and fly it how … ?
Q9) In the Alps, traditional distress calls involve repeating a signal, how many times a minute?
Q10) Finally … the modern set of seaborne distress protocols is the ‘Global Maritime Distress and Safety …’ what … ?
Here’s yesterday’s questions and answers …
Q1) 6th January, 1066, saw the coronation of the last Anglo-Saxon King of England.   Who was he … ?
A1) Harold Godwinson: also known as Harold 2nd.
Q2) That king was killed fighting Norman invaders of England: at which Battle … ?
Q3) 6th January, 1912, saw Alfred Wegener present his now famous — and initially controversial — theory.   WHICH theory … ?
A3) That of Continental Drift.
Q4) That same date — 6th January, 1912 — saw New Mexico admitted to the US.   Was it the 45th, 46th or 47th state to be admitted … ?
A4) The 47th.
Q5) 6th January, 1978, saw the Crown Of Saint Stephen returned to its native country: which European country WAS it returned to?
A5) Hungary.   (It’d been held in the US, after WW2)
Q6) Finally … 6th January, 1946, saw the birth of singer/songwriter, Syd Barrett: which 60s era band was he a founder of … ?
I’ll leave you with this observation from an back episode of Red Dwarf
“Mayday, Mayday! I wonder why they call it ‘Mayday’? It’s only a bank holiday. Why not ‘Shrove Tuesday’, or ‘Ascension Sunday’? Ascension Sunday, Ascension Sunday! 2nd Wednesday after Pentecost, 2nd Wednesday after Pentecost!”
Chris Barrie, as Arnold Rimmer, in Red Dwarf.
And with this tune … 


Enjoy your day … 












*        You know, I’m seriously going to have to sit down with the movie, as well, Debbi: it SHOULD be on iTunes.   (Actually, talking of the TV series … ?   Corporal Klinger always springs to mind, for me: after all, in the midst of all the lunacy of war, you’ve got a bloke in a frock.   Oh, and BIG earrings …)