Thursday 31 December 2020

Nik Nak’s Daily Teaser — 31-12-20: The 2020 Review of the Year of Diseased Pariahs!

31st December, 2020.



Can you do me a huge favour?

Please?

Remind me to look up the government’s Cold Weather payment’s, at some point.

I should be eligible, I think.

Frankly?

Any extra help that comes is welcome.

It’s bloody cold!

~≈Ê≈~

Oh, I’m listening to Radio Four’s Today programme, at the mo.

Today’s guest editor, Bishop Rose Hudson-Wilkin, has commissioned a number of articles about Ubuntu: the South African belief in showing humanity to others.

Frankly, I’m hoping they mention the operating system* named for it.

But I’m not getting my hopes up!

~≈Ê≈~

Oh … just as a final thought … ?

My Amazon delivery’s here.

One?   I’ve been looking forward to getting those tongs!

Two?   I had to give the delivery driver a password!

~≈Ê≈~

Wednesday 30 December 2020

Nik Nak’s Daily Teaser — 30-12-2020: Mr Kipling

30th December, 2020.



I think I can say I’m … if not worried … then certainly mildly concerned.

My home town of Brentwood is in Essex: which is now in Tier 4, the highest of Covid 19 restrictions.

For starters?

NHS providers in Essex, and the County Council, have declared that the county in having a Major Incident.

Quite what the implications of that are, I don’t know.

But I can’t imagine them being good.

~≈Ê≈~

Brexit … … 

I can’t help but think Brexit is a … bad thing: and not goo for the UK.

I honestly believe it’s bad for the UK.

The agreement that’s due to be voted on, today, that governs the UK’s relationship with the EU?   Specifically mentions ‘modern e-mail software packages,’: including Mozilla Mail and Netscape Communicator 4.x.

As far as I can see, there’s never been a Mozilla Mail: it’s always been called Thunderbird.

And the last stable release was in 2002.

It’s been retired for many years.

If the UK’s negotiators got that wrong … ?

What else have they messed up?

~≈Ê≈~

Just as a final thought?

I’ve managed to catch Wonder Woman 1984.


Point A)?

It’s rather good.

Point B)?

Wonder Woman 3 has been green lit!

I’m looking forward to that!

Especially if Wonder Woman crops up.


~≈Ê≈~

Tuesday 29 December 2020

Wonder Woman ’84: A Review.

28th December, 2020.


Right … 

It’s late — is — on a Monday night: and I’ve just seen a rather enjoyable movie.

One I’m going to tell you more about, in the morning.

But?

Yes: I have seen Wonder Woman ’84.

And yes: it’s enjoyable!

~≈💁🏻‍♀️≈~

Nik Nak’s Daily Teaser — 29th December, 2020

29th December, 2020



Yes: I’ve got stuff on the way from Amazon.

And … ?

Well, there’s a few cheap bits … and at least one expensive bit.

Which is why they’ve told me they’re sending me a password.

I can live with that.

Last time I had a sensitive delivery, they only asked for ID!

~≈Ê≈~

It’s not often my home town gets a mention on Radio 4 … but Brentwood’s just got a mention on Radio 4.

It turns out we’ve currently got the worst COVID 19 rates in England.

Which means … ?

Well … 

It’s going to take long to find a job … 

~≈Ê≈~

Monday 28 December 2020

Nik Nak’s Daily Teaser — 28-12-2020: Denzel

28th December, 2020.


Yep: it’s now, official, Bank Holiday Monday: the public we get, when Boxing Day’s on a Saturday or Sunday.

I’m expecting it to be quiet: as, after all, buses are running on a Sunday service, trains aren’t running … 

And an Amazon delivery I’m expecting will turn up on Thursday, rather than Wednesday.

Which means one things, as the order includes a set of long tongs.

It means I’ll be boil washing my undies on Friday!

~≈⇧≈~

Sunday 27 December 2020

Star Trek Discovery — Series 3 Episode 8 — The Sanctuary — A Review

26th December, 2020.



Right … 

It’s late enough on a Saturday night: that going to bed has appeal.

On top of that?   My right arm still aches from the ’flu jab I had, this time last week: too much typing’s mildly awkward.

On top of that … ?

The bedtime reading’s getting intriguing.

I’m going through a Arthur Machen collection of weird tales: called The White People and other Weird Tales.

It’s … 

Yes, weird possibly doesn’t cover it.

The couple at the centre of the tale, Edward and Mary Darnell?   Are having strange, unearthly, eldritch and distinctly odd discussions … 

About whether they should buy a new oven, decorate the box room, or have Aunt Marian come to stay with them … !

Weird doesn’t even start … !

At any rate: I’m going to happily finish this post, tomorrow.

Which is when I’ll tell you episode 8 of Star Trek Discovery’s third series … !

~≈🖖🏻≈~

Nik Nak’s Daily Teaser — 27-12-2020: Ned’s Tongue.



27th December, 2020


I think it’s a definite … it’s getting nippier.

Which is something the BBC’s weather page is telling me … 


And something I managed to mention, yesterday, on Instagram … 

~≈🎁≈~

Did I mention Christmas?   Just out of curiosity?

I think I did … 

But didn’t mention I got some very appreciated Amazon gift vouchers, and an iTunes card?

The latter will come in handy: I’ve had my eye on the Count Arthur Strong Show for a while!


As for the Amazon vouchers?

They’ve been gratefully received … and used on an external, 4k, blu-ray drive.

Hopefully?

That will come in useful.

I can only hope the gifts I gave went down as well.

I know someone got a hat for his birthday, day: I gather it hasn’t been removed, yet!


~≈🎁≈~

Saturday 26 December 2020

Nik Nak’s Daily Teaser — 26-12-2020: Boxed In.

26th December, 2020.


It’s officially official: Christmas Day has — with its traditional grumpiness — now passed!

And … ?

I think I can say my family’s enjoyed the presents its been given.

I’m equally grateful for mine.

There’s socks involved: as well as masks and a lego Baby Yoda.

And some vouchers for Amazon: which are always appreciated.

At ANY rate … ?

It went well.

How was yours?

~≈📦≈~

In amongst the news?

I couldn’t help but notice Nashville.

It seems that — early on Christmas Day — a camper-van exploded in Nashville.

Why … ?

No-ones knows.

Although, apparently, humans remains have been found in what’s left of the vehicle.

To me?   That sounds like an act of domestic terrorism.

I’ve a nasty suspicion it’s some sort of White supremacists, acting in the wake of a contentious election.

But?

I think we’re not going to find out if it’s right-wing militia, or Jihadi terrorists, until an investigation’s done.

Whatever happens, there?

I can only hope this is an isolated incident: and not the start of something worse.

~≈📦≈~

Friday 25 December 2020

Nik Nak’s Christmas Teaser — 25-12-2020: Christmas Day

Christmas Day: 25th December, 2020.


Yes: it’s officially Christmas Day.

And, to be honest?

I’m grateful I’m in a social bubble with my immediate family, and have somewhere to spend part of the day.

Some of the neighbours?

I couldn’t tell you what’s happening!

I can only hope they — and anyone who’s who on their own, this year — do well.

Happy Christmas, to them … and you.

~≈🎅🏻≈~

Oh, JUST as a thought … ?

I’m guessing there’s a few Dr Who fans reading this.

And who are probably going to be glued to the New Year’s Day episode, Revolution of The Daleks.


Well, it seems that — here in the UK — it’s going to be screened in 4k, on the iPlayer: as well as the usual range of other formats.

Which should make New Year’s Day interesting.

~≈🕰≈~

As a final point … ?   As BBC America’s got a kind of mention, there?

I’ve unsubscribed from BBC America’s Instagram, YouTube and Twitter feeds.

Because of the utter bloody TRAVESTY that is The Watch: their utterly wrong take of the works of Terry Pratchett.

Frankly, I think the producer should have been aborted at birth.

Or possibly shot.

Either way, I don’t want any of the publicity bumf for the damn thing on my timeline.

It’s got nothing to do with the Terry Pratchett novel I know and love.

~≈💀≈~

Thursday 24 December 2020

Nik Nak’s Daily Teaser — 24-12-2020: Christmas Eve

24th December, 2020.



Right … 

It’s that day of the year where I wish you a Happy Christmas Eve.

I hope it goes well for you.

But just as an observation?

If you haven’t bought the presents by now?

It’s a bit late!

~≈🎅🏻≈~

Just as a quite thought?

You remember the Warner Brothers is due to release a number of its big release films, next year: including a version of Dune I’d like to see.

Due to release them both theatrically, and via US-only streaming

According to this piece from Indie Wire, it seems Legendary, one of the films financiers, are negotiating with Warner Brothers: to try and guarantee a cinema only release.

I gather they believe that — by the film’s expected release date of October 2021 — enough social distancing measures will have been removed to allow serious moment to be earned.

Hmmm … 

I … 

I think that’s possibly a good thing.

After all, this version is only the first half of the story: it needs to do well, in order to guarantee the second half being made.

I can’t help but think a joint international release — as opposed to a joint release, just in the US — could be a far better option.

~≈🪱≈~

Just as a quick point?

Thank you to both Debbi and Olga for the video mentions.



And thank Edith: as she gives us a timely reminder … 


~≈🎅🏻≈~

Wednesday 23 December 2020

Nik Nak’s Daily Teaser — 23rd December, 2020.

23rd December, 2020.




It’s officially the case … that my benefits will be in my bank account, today.

Normally?

I’d pay bills, today, and shopping, tomorrow.

That’s really not going to be practical, if I want food for the month: transport’s going to be a wreck, tomorrow.

It is Christmas Eve, after all!

Hey … 

Ho!

~≈🎅🏻≈~

Tuesday 22 December 2020

Nik Nak’s Daily Teaser — 22nd December, 2020

22nd December, 2020


Yes: I had a ’Flu jab on Saturday.

And, it has to be said … I feel lovely.

For a given value of lovely, obviously!

Tired, achey, a mild headache.

And an upper right arm that feels like its been stabbed.

Which it has, obviously!

Yes.

I realise it could be worse.

I could have the real flu … !

Nevertheless?

Bleugh … !

~≈¥≈~

I’m assuming you like the occasional movie?

You, like me, will be aware Warner Brothers is planning a dual release for many of its COVID delayed films, in 2021.

In as many cinemas as possible, and on US streaming service, HBO Max.

Warner Brothers will give Wonder Woman 1984 just such a joint US release on 25th December, this year.

And gave it a theatrical release to the rest of us.

Despite being critically acclaimed, it seems Wonder Woman 1984 is not doing as well as expected.

I think Warner Brother has possibly made a mistake.

Not in the dual release in the US: the size of the US market means a dual release should make some cash.

I think Warner’s mistake is in not dual releasing the film in the rest of the world.

I know arranging the licensing rights is a legal minefield.

But not doing that?

Well … we can see what’s happening.

~≈¥≈~

Monday 21 December 2020

Star Trek Discovery — Series 3 Episode 7 — Unification III — A Review.

19th December, 2020.


Right … it’s a Saturday night: and I’m writing this introduction: in the knowledge I’ve just seen another episode of Star Trek Discovery’s third series.

And writing it towards the end of a day that’s started badly.

Go read today’s Teaser, if you’d like to know more!

At any rate … ?

Before I hit the sack, I wanted you to know I’d seen Unification III.

And that my bedtime listening … ?

Is the complete recordings of the late Robert Johnson.


If those eighty-three years songs don’t scare the life out of you … ?

I don’t know what will … !

~≈🖖🏼≈~

Nik Nak’s Daily Teaser — 21-12-2020: The Daleks

21st December, 2020.


Right … 

Did I mention I had a flu jab, on Saturday*?

It’s why I didn’t do my usual post about the most recent episode of Star Trek Discovery I’ve seen, last night.

I was feeling mildly awful, to be honest!

I’ll be remedying the lack, tonight!

~≈🖖🏼≈~

Oh … I’m stuck indoors again: the gas safety check’s today.

~≈🖖🏼≈~

Sunday 20 December 2020

Nik Nak’s Daily Teaser — 20th December, 2020

20th December, 2020.


Yes: the morning’s started off better than yesterday.

Well … 

In theory, better than yesterday.

Bar the television playing up.

As far as I can tell?

The communal aerial is having problems!

Argh!

~≈†≈~

The upside … ?

Is that my sister, Anna, gave me a few quid: to refill my freezer with.   She got a very big thank you!

I’ve got enough to last until payday, and some potatoes … 

And a jar of Marmite, as well.

So that’s something.

~≈†≈~

Saturday 19 December 2020

Nik Nak’s Daily Teaser — 19-12-2020: Édith

19th December, 2020.


It’s official: I’m having a BAD morning.

It looks like either I’ve left my freezer open, over night … or it’s popped open, over night.

Either way, the contents of my freezer have defrosted.

This far from payday … ?

I’ve not exactly got food!

~≈¥≈~

So frankly?

I’m sat here, in a mood that Orwell — or, at least a fluent speaker of Newspeak — would potentially describe as doubleplusannoyed.

What has helped?   Is the laptop saga!

Frankly, I’ve decided to hand the thing back in, and cancel the course for now.

I spent a lot of yesterday morning … ?

Trying to get the thing to work, with help from my landlord’ IT guy, so that I could do the opening test.

It turns out the course could happily be done with the online free version of MS Office: but the test I needed to do first, needed the desktop version of Office 2013 or 2016.

The laptop had Office 2010, which wouldn’t work with it.

And an unregistered version of 2016 that would … once it was registered!

To top that lot?

I’d signed up for a free Outlook email account: so I could access the web version of Office.

But, when I tried using it, yesterday?

I found I’d been locked out for violating the terms of service*.

How?

I don’t know!

I think I reached my limit, there!

And emailed both my tutor and my landlords: to cancel the course, and hand the laptop back.

My intention, right now?

Is to reapply for course, later in the year.

By then?

The COVID-19 situation will have died down, and I could do the course at the local adult education: the people running it.

Even if I DID still have to do it at home … ?

I’d know what I’d need to ask for, from my landlords.

I’d avoid a lot of palaver!

~≈¥≈~

Friday 18 December 2020

Nik Nak’s Daily Teaser — 18th December, 2020.

18th December, 2020.


Yes: I’ve got an earworm!

Dratted thing!


On a more serious note?

On a more serious note, and for the course I’m supposed to be doing … ?

I’ve got the laptop, I’ve got the needed extensions installed, I’ve signed up for an Outlook account, and the free web version of MS Office … 

But?

In order to do the one last test I need to do, before I start the course, proper … ?

I need the activation code for the copy of MS Office on the laptop.

I could pay for it.   Not at £120, I’m not!

I could use the free trial: the course doesn’t need the desktop version, just the test.   Frankly, handing more of my details to Microsoft for a half hour test is … objectionable.

Or I could email my landlords for the thing: which they really should have included in the first place!

To quote the old saw?

It’s one damn thing after another.

~≈∑≈~

Thursday 17 December 2020

Nik Nak’s Daily Teaser — 17th December, 2020

17th December, 2020




Just when you think it can’t get any odder … ?

Or possibly worse?

Or frustrating?

It gets odder, worse or more frustrating.

You’ll know, of course, I’ve signed up for an online European Computer Driving License course: a computer literacy course.

I’ve finally managed to borrow a Windows based laptop from my landlord, and get the relevant extensions installed: and find it’s got a copy of Microsoft Office.

Only to find out that — when I tried doing the initial tests — that I need to sign up for a Microsoft Office  account, in order to do them!

I … 

Well, it’s not something I really want to do.

I have three email addresses, an Apple ID, signed up for lord knows how many job sites, and company career sites: along site more social media sites than I’m going to admit to!

Another account?   For whoever short a time?

Is something  I’d rather not have.

At least, not without knowing how to cancel it*!

~≈Ê≈~

Wednesday 16 December 2020

Nik Nak’s Daily Teaser — 16-12-2020: Jane Austen

16th December, 2020.


Yep: it’s official the case, that — outside of posting more Christmas cards? — I’m going to be stuck in front of a screen all day!

Diagnostic test for the course, making Teaser videos, doing a video for a neighbour, writing more Christmas cards, frantically drying laundry … !

At some point … ?

Eating may be an idea … !

~≈Á≈~

Tuesday 15 December 2020

Nik Nak’s Daily Teaser — 15th December, 2020.

15th December, 2020.


Right … I now have a functioning laptop!

Or, at least, have a laptop that I can now use for the ECDL course I’m enrolled on.

Goody gum drops!

I just need to do a diagnostic test, now: to see which version best suits me!

Heigh ho!

~≈Â≈~

Oh, just so you know … ?

Yes: the thumbnail picture in today’s Intro video?


Is definitely a Dalek!

Just so my Teaser regulars know: the 21st of December is Dalek Day … !


~≈Â≈~

Monday 14 December 2020

Nik Nak’s Daily Teaser — 14-12-2020: Alabama Song

14th December, 2020.


It’s officially official.

I’m in a mild rush.

I’ve got an engineer down to install software on the by now notorious laptop.



At ten.

And I’ve got a phone meeting with my Shaw Trust meeting.

At ten.

I’ll get the hang of this diary thing, I swear blind!

~≈Ê≈~

Just as a quick thought?

David Cornwell has died: of pneumonia, at the age of 89.

If you don’t know the name?

You’ll know him under his pen name: John Le Carré.

I’ve only read three of his works: The Spy Who Came in from the Cold, Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy*, and The Honourable Schoolboy.   But with their deeply ambiguous tone?   A tone unlike Fleming or Forsyth?   They are quite something to read.

Possibly now is a good time to read A Legacy of Spies, the last of Le Carré’s novels.

It seems only right.

~≈Ê≈~

Sunday 13 December 2020

Star Trek Discovery — Series 3 Episode 6 — Scavengers — A Review

12th December, 2020.


Inevitably?

It’s just gone nine on a Saturday night: and frankly?

I’m going to go to bed.

Any minute now.

Equally frankly?

I’m going so because it gives me a perfect chance to have a good read: The White People and other weird stories.

But … ?

Before I hit the sack, I wanted to get started on this post.

To remind myself that, yes: I’ve seen another episode of Star Trek Discovery, series three.

Yes: it’s looking good!

~≈🖖🏼≈~

Nik Nak’s Daily Teaser — 13-12-2020: First Sight

13th December, 2020.


Yes: it’s official.

I need a haircut!

Between one thing and another?   I’ve not actually had one for a couple of months.

Granted, my mother — and Old Peculiar regulars Debbi and Trevor — will tell you I’ve had my hair long, before now.

But, once you get used to it being shorter?

You do start to get twitchy if it’s beyond a certain length!

~≈Ê≈~

Saturday 12 December 2020

Nik Nak’s Daily Teaser — 12-12-2020: Frankie Says.

12th December, 2020.
 

Did you know that it’s Saturday … ?

It’s Saturday, in case you didn’t know.

Which means?

Well, I’ll be watching Star Trek Discovery, tonight.

It’s looking rather good, I have to say!


~≈Ê≈~

Friday 11 December 2020

Nik Nak’s Daily Teaser — 11-12-2020: The Number Eleven

11th December, 2020


I think I can safely say I’m … not annoyed, as such.

But a little twitted off.

I was due a visit from an engineer: to do a gas safety check on my boiler.

Between 8 And six, so you know.

He didn’t turn up.

What makes it worse … ?

The contractors he worked for confirmed it with an SMS message … … … at ten to six.

Talk about your last minute!

~≈fl≈~

Oh, right now … ?

It’s 8:18 … and I’ve just had a phone call … from someone claiming to be from Amazon.

I did my usual thing: demanding to know where the gibbon I’d ordered had gone, and no, I didn’t have a smart phone, laptop, desktop or tablet.

They rang off.

I can’t think why.

~≈fl≈~

As a thought on the streaming fronts?

Disney have announced they’re going to release some upcoming films on their Disney+ service: in addition to additional Star Wars and Marvel material.

I know many cinema chains won’t like that.

Unfortunately?

And given the ongoing COVID-19 situation?

And, as much as I’d love to see a film in a cinema in town: or elsewhere?

I think we’re going to see more streaming only films.

~≈fl≈~

As a final though, before I move on to the action?

It looks the UK will come out of the current EU trade negotiations with no deal.

At least, that’s what Prime Minister Boris Johnson — the man who claimed to have an oven ready deal — told us yesterday.

Frankly?

I’m not surprised: having felt, over the past few years, that that’s how things could go.

Personally?   I voted Remain: am deeply saddened — and incredibly bloody angry — the country voted Leave.

I don’t know about long term: but if we do get a No Deal deal, we’re going to be seeing short term prices hikes on food, utilities, and many others things.

Hikes I know I — on my money — can’t afford.

Angry?   Yes.

Thank you, leave voters: you’ve ruined our lives, and will be costing us a fortune.

~≈fl≈~