I don’t suppose you’ve got a few grand going begging?
Spare kidney?
Gold bars?
Something like that … ?
Just to help a hard working blogger?
Only I’ve JUST seen Apple’s new hi-spec iMacPro.
And, yes: you’re right.
I want one of them puppies!
Just imagine how fast it’d do a
Handbrake encode!
~≈Ÿ≈~
On something of a low note?
I was coming home from work, last.
As you do.
And noticed a couple of patrolling policemen: grabbing themselves a takeaway curry.
One thing I noticed?
They were both armed.
With Tasers.
OK, I know there’s a reason to see armed officers on the streets of the UK.
I know Tasers aren’t the heavy weaponry you’d see on the streets of New York or Chicago.
But armed police?
In Chelmsford, of all places?
I can only quote you one of Terry Pratchett’s best know character, Sam Vimes: in Jingo
With slightly different emphasis*?
“A watchman is a civilian.”
~≈Ÿ≈~

