Showing posts with label Johnny Speight. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Johnny Speight. Show all posts

Friday, 2 June 2017

Nik Nak’s Daily Teaser — 2-6-2017



Ha … !

I don’t know if I ever told you, but I live in Brentwood.   It’s a small town in Essex: best know for it’s Secret Nuclear Bunker, being the location for Welcome to Essex, and home to The Only Way Is Essex*.

The impression I get?   Is that most residents think The Only Way Is Essex is a big pile of poo, whose cast members deserve shooting: but there you go.

Local government services are provided — pay attention, here — by Brentwood Borough Council.   Others are offered by Essex County Council.

At any rate?   Brentwood’s got its own branch of Sainsburys: which is one of the town’s bigger employers.

One that’s having working done.

And one that, according to the signs up in Sainsburys?

Has had that work reviewed by Brentwood County Council.

Someone’s made a mix up.

And I’m not the only one to notice it.

If you’re one of the people that has … ?

Can I ask you a question?

If you’re one of the people who has noticed, would you mind emailing them, to let them know?

You’ll need to contact them by emailing propertycommunications@sainsburys.co.uk,  or Janet.Morrow@sainsburys.co.uk.

Well … 

Someone’s got to tell them who they get their alcohol license from … 

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