
You know, I’ll be frank, but it’s been a while since I’ve posted about a TV show, here on Nik Nak’s Old Peculiar.
As you’ve possibly guessed, by now, I’m something of a science fiction fan.
So the few show’s I’ve written about, just recently … ?


Have been Dr Who and Torchwood: Miracle Day.
And those … ?
Those I’ve happily opined about about, over on Nik Nak and Grub’s Who Peculiar, along with my co-author, Grub.
You’ve probably noticed the ensuing domestic incident, haven’t you … ?
At ANY rate, I’ve got to confess, I’ve just seen a show on BBC1 that I really felt couldn’t go on the Who Peculiar.
Because I’m talking, here about a police drama, rather than out and out SF.
The first episode of the
Waking the Dead spin-off, that is
The Body Farm.
The Body Farm opens with former
Waking the Dead forensic pathologist,
Dr Eve Lockhart — reprised by series regular, Tara Fitzgerald — being offered an interesting little forensic job from
DI Craig Hale: played with his usual mix of threatening aplomb and dark ambiguity by Keith Allen.
The job in question is a perfect one for Dr Lockhart’s team of forensic researchers:
Mike, played by Mark Bazeby,
Oggy, played by Finley Robertson*, and
Rosa, played by Wunmi Mosaku, Lockhart’s team of assorted bodies and geeks at the
Body Farmº in question.
I’ll let you read the footnoteº and Wikipedia
entry, shall I … ?
At any rate … ?
Much like the original Star Wars^, this first episode of The Body Farm throws us into the deep end as Eve arrives at the crime scene: and, briefed by DI Hale, finds herself looking at the remains of two bodies, in a bathroom.
Well …
Smeared all over a bathroom, being accurate.
In a way that DI Hale needs confirming is an explosion …
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Now …
I’ll be frank, I’ve been listening to a lot of Radio 4, just recently.
I’ll be honest, there’s not much TV that’s caught my attention.
But I’m happy to say The Body Farm did. I don’t know if it’s scientifically accurate — in fact, I’ve an old friend, Victoriaª, who felt it to be RATHER unrealistic … ! — but I know THIS much …
The Body Farm was gruesome: but bloody entertaining!
* Who I’d last seen in the Dr Who episode, Blink.
º I’m not too sure if there’s any of these in the UK: but there’s about half a dozen in the US. Debbi, bless ’er, will possibly be able to tell us a little more, if she’s come across them in her legal work: but if I’ve understood things correctly, a body farm is devoted to what happens to us once we die. Or, not to whether we ascend to a heaven, hell, purgatory or — as ZZTop claim — Huston. But what happens to our bodies. You know, how fast it takes for a corpse to decompose, what eats us when we ARE dead … and how long it takes for the vultures to start circling. Picky little theological details like that …
ª Who’s much more of a scientist that I could ever hope to be. My brief foray in collage, MANY moons ago, was in performing arts: what can I tell you … ?
^ From what I can remember from reading — believe it or not — the Star Wars Role-playing Game many years ago, the technique of starting a story in the middle of a significant scene is called In Media Res. Which translates as “in the middle of things” … …