Monday, 26 March 2012

Dr Who: The Series Seven Trailer … !

Oh, now HANG ON … !

Even WITH the Great Collapsing Bed Disaster, there’s something to smile about, today: the Dr Who series 7 trailer is now officially online,at the BBC’s Dr Who site.

Here it is …


Enjoy that folks: if nothing else, we can say River Song is in it: and SOMETHING’S using a Dalek eyeball …

The Daily Teaser - 26-3-2012

Wouldn’t you just KNOW it … ?

Wouldn’t you just, though … ?

Do you remember me writing — yesterday — that the clocks going forward always put me out … ?

It does that.

So did something, last night.

Would you believe it, my bed collapsed.

My bed … collapsed … !

The bed has a cross bar under the headboard and foot: that also hold and lock a third crossbar that holds the board the mattress sits on in place.

Basically, the cross bar under the headboard has collapsed: meaning that my head was a lot nearer the floor than my feet.

Lord knows how THAT’S happened.

I mean, it’s not as if my head’s THAT fat … !

Let’s get moving on, shall we?

Before I get on to rearranging my bedroom …

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Yesterday’s Teaser saw both Debbi and X-FSG Drone putting in their answers: with the Drone doing his usual sterling job with details and Debbi doing offering to retweet this post, when she see’s it go past, it also saw the Drone bagging 6 out of 6, and Debbi scoring 5½*.

Let’s see how they — and you — do with today’s questions, shall we? Here they are, along with the ‘How To’, License and video
Q1) 26th March 1979, saw Egypt and Israel sign a peace treaty, at the White House: who was the US president that helped broker the deal … ?

Q2) More to the point, who was the Egyptian President … ?

Q3) Equally to the point, who was the Israeli PM … ?

Q4) Moving on … 26th March, 1973, saw women allowed into the London Stock Exchange: in which London Square is the current LSE building … ?

Q5) 26th March, 1934, saw the UK introduce what … ?

Q6) 26th March, 1636, saw the formal founding of which Dutch university … ?

Q7) And finally … 26th March is one of the traditional dates of which prophet’s birthday … ?
And here’s yesterday’s questions and answers …
Q1) In Western Christianity, 25th March is The Feast of the Annunciation of the Blessed … whom … ?
A1) Mary.

Q2) 25th March, 1634, saw the first settlers arrive in which US state … ?
A2) Maryland. (Hopefully, a certain Baltimore based recovering lawyer I know WON’T get that one wrong … )

Q3) According to hoary old legend, 12 Noon, 25th March, 421AD, saw the founding of which Italian city … ?
A3) Venice.

Q4) 25th March, 1995, saw the founding of the world’s first Wiki site: what was it called … ?
A4) WikiWikiWeb.

Q5) More to the point’s that site’s name is derived from which language … ?
A5) Hawaiian.

Q6) And finally … 25th March, 1975, saw the assassination of King Faisal of where … ?
A6) Saudi Arabia.
Enjoy those, everyone: I’ll leave you with birthday girl, Diana Ross, doing her chain reaction thing … !








* Yeah, it was Faisal, he was King of ALL Saudi Arabia: but getting his birthplace was was enough to bag half a point, Debbi. Or I thought so …

Sunday, 25 March 2012

The Expendables: Bangs, More Bangs, and really Big Bangs. With a Bang side-salad … 

You know, I’ve GOT to be honest, it’s not THAT often I head over to Kevin D’s for a film.

That IS a bit naughty of of me, I’ll be honest.

Burt it’s also something I know I manage to remedy last night.

As did Kevin, actually: complete with a copy of the 2010 film, The Expendables.

Which is something we both agreed on … !

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26-3-2012

The Stallone penned/directed, star-studded 2010 film, The Expendables, sees Stallone as Barney Ross: leader of the elite group of mercenaries which give the film its name.

Hired by the mysterious Mr Church — Bruce Willis — to scout put the island of Vileni, and overthrow the régime of General Garza.

And — after a initially bad scouting mission — deciding to take the job, after something of an emotional confrontation with team co-ordinator, Tool: played by Mickey Rourke*.

With …

Well, rather explosiveª results … !

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Now …

Whether The Expendables is any good … ?

Personally, I’ve got to admit, I enjoyed The Expendables: but that won’t blind me to the fact it’s not exactly perfect. Frankly, I think I could do better with some of the dialogue.

On the other hand … ?

On the other hand, I — and Kevin, as well, I think — did mark The Expendables up. After all, it Mr Stallone and the rest of the cast did manage to make a good effect.

Here …

Here’s what Kevin and I thought …

The Expendables
Paul: ★★☆☆
Kevin: ★★☆☆
Average: ★★☆☆


















* I’ve got to admit, best thing in it … !

ª Rumours that Jason Statham is changing his name to Slim Pickens have been scrupulously denied by his agent, his wife, his press spokesman, all three of his kids, his cousin Harry, Dexter Fletcher AND the bloke in the pub, last night. Fabrice Muamba has spoken from his hospital bed to deny it. David Cameron, Nick Clegg and Ed Milliband have all said it’s a vile slur on Slim Pickens. What’s more, Slim Pickens has threaten to sue any one who spreads the story. When asked, Jason Statham himself, said “You wha … ?”

Cash: Money, Elections and Campaigning like a Trooper.

You know, it’s REALLY not that often I get political, it really isn’t.

Actually … ?

It’s not that often I ask for money, either.

Although I’d say my mother would possibly disagree, there.

At ANY rate, you’ve probably worked out that there’s local elections up and coming in Brentwood, on the 3rd of May.

And that a friend of mine, Karen Chilvers, is standing as a Lib-Dem candidate.

And frankly … ?

Hmmm … How do I this … ?

Needs funds …

Here’s the letter she sent me …
Dear Paul

The night of 5/6 May, 2011 was one of the most difficult of my life. Just after midnight, I learned that I had lost out on being your councillor for another four years. I missed out by just 10 votes.

That result came at the end of the bitterest fight Brentwood has ever seen. The Tories stooped to new lows in their leaflets. They were so bad that they had to publish an apology for what they had said.

I really don’t want to repeat that night. I’m back again, determined to replace that memory with a win on 3rd May, 2012.

People are pleased that I am fighting to stop the Tory-led council allowing excess building in the area. They are also shocked that the council has, yet again, published its accounts late and cost residents thousands as a result. But there is a problem.

My agent, Ian Gale, has costed my campaign, and tells me we are “a little short” of the funds we need to pay for the campaign we have already planned. So I need your help - now.

With your support, we can make sure the Tories don’t buy the result here in Brentwood. They regularly spend twice as much as we do locally.

I’m asking you to give £25 — or more if you can. Otherwise, their is a real danger that we will have to cut back our plans on May 3rd.

Remember: I was just 10 votes short, last year. A tiny swing will win us the election. Every pound you give — or leaflet you deliver — could make the difference.

Thanks, again, for supporting me. We can get the result we want, here,on 3rd May.

With Best Wishes

Karen Chilvers,

Brentwood West Liberal Democrat Candidate.
There …

Now, that’s that letter she sent: and bear in mind here, that she lost the election by 10 votes: I couldn’t help but notice there were 9 people who objected to the Brunel House development, including myself.

Which will hopefully help.

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At any rate … ?

At any rate, I think I’m actually not going to ask you to give me money: although you’re welcome to, if you want to.

Cash, for preference … !

But on a SERIOUS note

I’m ACTUALLY going to ask you to give Karen your money: if, of course, funding local politics — or a Liberal-Democrat candidate — is something you think you’re comfortable with.

You can drag and drop the form over to you desktop, print it out, fill it out and send it to:
Karen Chilvers,
Liberal Democrats,
FREEPOST,
RLXE-JXLS-YCSU,
Brentwood.
CM14 4XR
Or, if you’re feeling digital, you can visit this link, and make a donation via PayPal.

Have fun.

The Daily Teaser - 25-3-2012

Bleaughhhhhhhhhhhhhh …

Says I.

I’ve got to be honest, I think I hate it when the clocks change, I really do.

I mean, in theory, I’ve got up at 6:47.

Except of course, for the fact that — as the UK is now operating on British Summer Time, our version of Daylight Saving — it actually turned into 7:47.

See what I mean … ? It means I lose an hour’s sleep.

AND have to fanny about putting the timer on boiler and clock on my phone, forward.

I’m just happy that the DVD recorder — and Bruce, bless him — are set to automatically update.

I’d hate to be resetting everything … !

Let’s get moving on, shall we … ?

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Yesterday’s teaser saw Debbi — all on her ownsome — putting in her answers: and, along with retweeting me, ALSO bagging 6* out of 6.

Let’s see how she — and you — do with today’s questions, shall we? Here they are, along with the ‘How To’, License and video
Q1) In Western Christianity, 25th March is The Feast of the Annunciation of the Blessed … whom … ?

Q2) 25th March, 1634, saw the first settlers arrive in which US state … ?

Q3) According to hoary old legend, 12 Noon, 25th March, 421AD, saw the founding of which Italian city … ?

Q4) 25th March, 1995, saw the founding of the world’s first Wiki site: what was it called … ?

Q5) More to the point’s that site’s name is derived from which language … ?

Q6) And finally … 25th March, 1975, saw the assassination of King Faisal of where … ?
And here’s yesterday’s questions and answers …
Q1) 24th March, 1603, saw Tokugawa Ieyasu named as what … ?
A1) Shogun.

Q2) More to the point, in which city was the institution he set up based?
A2) Edo: what’s now Tokyo.

Q3) More to the point, who was named as King of England, on that same day … ?
A3) James 1st: also known as James 6th of Scotland.

Q4) 24th March, 1981, saw who rescued by Barbados police, after being kidnapped.
A4) Great Train robber, Ronnie Biggs.

Q5) 24th March, 1903, saw the birth of author, Malcolm Muggeridge: which 1979 film did he famously accuse of being blasphemous … ?

Q6) And finally … 24th March, 1896, A. S Popov make the first broadcast — between to University buildings — by what … ?
A6) Radio.
Enjoy those, everyone: I’ll leave you with some advice from the Queen of Soul, herself …


















* Couldn’t resist those links, Debbi: well, what’s a boy to do, when he sees THAT number? Now … about that frogª … :D

ª How on EARTH did Terry Jones manage to do that in one take … ?