The Great REPEATED Saint Valentine Night’s Massacre …

And taking advantage of the anonymity option, tonight …

Well …

Tommy and Matt didn’t – representing the BDSM’s, who came in with the winning score, of sixty-six – sixty-six! – and managed to walk away with £12.

In second were the AKA 47’s – that’s Steve, there, suddenly noticing exactly what Eproctophilia meant – with fifty-eight. Which mean’s they’re slacking, I think …

In Third were the Mr & Mrs’s with fifty-six points, which actually bagged them the tee shirt, as you might of noticed.

Mostly because the Domestic Blister’s – in last, with thirty-eight – were getting sick of tee-shirts, bless ’em! And I’ve got to admit, James, the Blister’s informal spokesman, did look good in the headscarve …

But either way, it is definitely nice to have a crowd in for tonight’s gig. After the non-starter that was Tuesday just gone, and the snowed gig that was last Thursday, it’s a pleasure to be able to swinging into action, on a normal night!

Which brings me to the unclaimed Bonus Question for tonight … and please note I say unclaimed! Next week’s at the Hutton is now officially worth £3•75 pence, after this got floated past people; –

“In which year were the black SS uniforms first produced, and by which firm?”

Which is a tricky dicky of a question, because whilst the factory was that of Hugo Boss, The year was either 1932, or 1938, depending on the source you read. No-one actually got it, so … (Just a quick thought, I’m going to thank Gwen, here, as well; — she managed to do a quick bit of back-up, last minute double checking for me, bless her!)

Anyway, moving rapidly along, I’ve got to confess, I had complaints about the length, tonight.

Of the table round, before anybody smirks! (Look up Law 28, here, please!)

But, as I told everyone, it’s bloody hard work finding … ah … let’s call them socially acceptable fetishes …

Here, judge for yourself.

Q1) Stigmataphilia means you’re aroused by … what?

A1) Body piercings and tattoos

Q2) Hybristophilia means you like … relationships … with who?

A2) Convicted criminals

Q3) Gynemimetophila means that you’ve a thing for what, female impersonators, gynaecologists or female nurses?

A3) Female impersonators.

Q4) Teleiophilia is a sexual interest in who?

A4) Adults. Just adults …

Q5) OK, now how about podophilia?

A5) Feet.

And here’s the Hutton version of this year’s Valentine’s quiz; – the main difference between the King Harold and the Hutton’ version was Round Five the written word round. You can read that, here.

Anyway, enjoy this lot. I’ll be adding in links, over the weekend …

ROUND ONE: – GENERAL KNOWLEDGE.

Q1) Which year of the ’60’s witnessed the so-called “Summer of Love”?

A1) 1967

Q2) When drunk in tea or coffee what’s supposed to reduce sexual desire?

Q2) Bromide.

Q3) Which sculptor’s most famous work shows two people kissing; – Donatello, Auguste Rodin, or Frederick Roth?

A3) Auguste Rodin.

Q4) Name either of the 2 actors who played Casanova, in the BBC2 series.

A4) Peter O’Toole, and David Tennant.

Q5) According to Shakespeare's play, Valentine and Proteus were the “Two Gentlemen of…” where?

A5) Verona.

Q6) How many species of Love-bird are there?

A6) Nine.

Q7) On Valentines Day, 2000, NASA put a spacecraft in orbit around what, an asteroid, a comet, or the Sun?

A7) An asteroid.

Q8) The Greek Orthodox Church celebrates St Valentines Day on which day of February?

A8) February 16th.

Q9) Which waterlogged Italian city is a destination for many honeymooning couples?

A9) Venice.

Q10) True or False; - Romeo was a Capulet?

A10) False, he was a Montague.

ROUND TWO: – SLUSHY MUSIC AND SOFT LIGHTS.

Q11) Which Supremes hit was the first Motown number one in Britain?

A11) “Baby Love”.

Q12) Which song from “Buster” gave Phil Collins a No 1 hit?

A12) “A Groovy Kind of Love”

Q13) According to his 1972 song, Jimmy Osmond was the Long-Haired Lover from where?

A13) Liverpool

Q14) Which soul act was “Standing in the Shadow of Love” in 1967; – The Commodores, The Four Tops, or Sly and the Family Stone??

A14) The Four Tops

Q15) In 1986, which Hull based band reached Number One in the UK pop charts with “Caravan of Love”?

A15) The Housemartins

Q16) According to the song, love and marriage go together like a horse and what?

A16) A horse and carriage

Q17) What 70s hit by the Osmonds gave Boyzone a hit in 1994?

A17) “Love Me for a Reason”

Q18) Which Beatles song begins “There’s nothing you can do that can’t be done”?

A18) “All You Need is Love”

Q19) The song, “I Don’t Know How To Love Him”, comes from which Andrew Lloyd Webber musical?

A19) “Jesus Christ Superstar”

Q20) Which American diva got married after a whirlwind romance, in 2008?

A20) Mariah Carey

ROUND THREE: – SNOGGING IN THE BACK ROW.

Q21) Which actress played the younger version of Rose in the James Cameron epic “Titanic”?

A21) Kate Winslet

Q22) Who played the bunny boiling Alex in “Fatal Attraction”?

A22) Glenn Close

Q23) Which Jane Austen novel was filmed by Ang Lee; – “Pride and Prejudice”, “Sense and Sensibility”, or “Northanger Abbey”?

A23) “Sense and Sensibility”

Q24) Linda Kozlowski had an on-set romance with her co-star, whilst making “Crocodile Dundee”; – who was he?

A24) Paul Hogan

Q25) Which Nicole Kidman film featured Jim Broadbent’s bizarre interpretation of “Like A Virgin”?

A25) “Moulin Rouge.”

Q26) Which Leonardo DiCaprio film features the line “A plague on both your houses”?

A26) “Romeo and Juliet”

Q27) In the 2006 film, “Casanova,” who plays Casanova?

A27) Heath Ledger.

Q28) Which 70’s film had the line “Love means Never Having to Say You’re Sorry,” on its posters?

A28) “Love Story.”

Q29) When Demi Moore married Bruce Willis, which 50’s rock star conducted the service?

A29) Little Richard. (Otherwise known as The Reverend Richard Penniman)

Q30) What was squeezable on the Brad Pitt model unveiled at Madam Tussaud's in 2003?

A30) His bottom

ROUND FOUR: – WEDDING BELLS.

Q31) Who was Josef Goebbel’s best man?

A31) Adolf Hitler

Q32) Which punk rocker had a hit with “White Wedding”?

A32) Billy Idol

Q33) “Chapel of Love” was a hit for which band; – The Dixie Cups, the Dixie Belles, or the Dixie Chicks?

A33) The Dixie Cups

Q34) Elizabeth Taylor has been married 8 times. Name any of her seven husbands.

A34) Conrad “Nicky” Hilton, Michæl Wilding, Mike Todd, Eddie Fisher, Richard Burton, John Warner and Larry Fortensky

Q35) Tracy di Vicenzo and Aki were both married to which fictional spy?

A35) James Bond. Tracy in “On Her Majesty’s Secret Service” and Aki, albeit a phony marriage, in “You Only Live Twice”.

Q36) Adolf Hitler and Ernest Hemmingway were both keen on marrying which German actress?

A36) Marlene Dietrich

Q37) In the film “Casablanca”, what is the name of Ilsa’s husband; – Victor, Heinrich, or Josef?

A37) Victor

Q38) Name either of Sir Michael Philip Jagger’s two ex-wives?

A38) Bianca Jagger and Jerry Hall

Q39) What colour is the traditional wedding dress in China?

A39) Bright red

Q40) What does the Anglo Saxon word wed mean; – pledge, oath, or sworn?

A40) Pledge

ROUND FIVE: – LOVE STORIES

Q41) In “Great Expectations” which old crone’s room was left untouched for decades after she was jilted at the altar?

A41) Miss Havisham

Q42) Which prolific romantic novelist was Princess Diana’s step Grandmother?

A42) Dame Barbara Cartland

Q43) What was the 1st name of romantic novelist, Miss Cookson?

A43) Catherine.

Q44) In which Antipodean country were the opening chapters of “The Thorn Birds,” set?

A44) Australia

Q45) Which Russian wrote the tragic love story, “Anna Karenina”?

A45) Leo Tolstoy

Q46) Homer’s epic work, “The Iliad,” tells the story of the Trojan War. Name either of the two lovers whose affair started the war?

A46) Helen and Prince Paris.

Q47) of Shakespeare’s play’s was seriously examined by the Met, in 2009?

A47) “Romeo and Juliet”. (It was after various concerns were raised about knife crime. As the play feature’s three stabbings …)

Q48) Which D. H. Lawrence novel, completed in 1928, is set in Wragby Hall?

A48) “Lady Chatterly’s Lover”

Q49) Who marries Edgar Linton in Emily Bronte’s “Wuthering Heights”?

A49) Catherine Earnshaw

Q50) In the 1995 television adaptation of Jane Austen’s “Pride and Prejudice”, who made a rather wet appearance as Mr Darcy?

A50) Colin Firth

ROUND SIX: – GENERAL IGNORANCE.

Q51) Who was the Greek god of passion and romance?

A51) Eros

Q52) Who are you in love with if you have an Electra complex?

A52) Your father - (female Oedipus)

Q53) “Ti Amo” means “I Love You” in which European language?

A53) Italian

Q54) Which US city is known as “The City of Brotherly Love”?

A54) Philadelphia

Q55) Which well-known actor played himself in “The Love Lottery”; – Humphrey Bogart, Dirk Bogarde, or Dirk Benedict?

A55) Humphrey Bogart

Q56) Who was the Roman goddess of love?

A56) Venus

Q57) At what sport did James Hewitt, one-time lover of Princess Diana, excel?

A57) Polo

Q58) During which century did the world’s greatest lover Casanova live; – the 17th, 18th, or 19th?

A58) 18th Century

Q59) Agoraphilia means you like having sex … where?

A59) In a public place.

Q60) Who gave birth to the love child of former Conservative Cabinet Minster, Cecil Parkinson?

A60) Sarah Keys

And as a final point, I’ve managed to get the forth of me 80’s iMixes released, on iTunes. Feel free to browse through, folks.