Strange Nights …

Or, at least, a strange atmosphere, anyway …

Very strange, indeed.

Hard to put my finger on it, but there you go!

Just so everyone knows the scores on the door’s, though, in at first place, were “Tom & Jerry”, with sixty-two points, Joe, with forty-one, the Chunky – sorry, FUNKY – Monkeys, in at third, with thirty-eight points, and finally, The NEW Norfolk ’N’ Chances – assistant manager, Deputy Dan, and co-worker, Will – in at fourth place, with thirty-six points.

And the tee-shirts.

And quite a bit of dosh.

The infinitely jammy pair of sods bagged the bonus question!

All £46•75 pence of it!

Trust Will to get this; – “What are the Oath of Asaph, the vaidya’s oath, and the seventeen rules of Enjuin?º”.

Which, Will’s mum being a receptionist at a GP’s, he got straight off, were various different versions of the Hippocratic Oath.

Twice.

Twice in the space of a week, the bonus goes back down to zero, despite my personal best efforts!

Well, that’s NOT going to happen, again, for a while.

Ah-ha.   Ah-ha-ha.   Ah-ha-ha-ha Ah-HA-HA-HA-HA.

Sorry, brief moment, there …

But one thing I do know, is I’ll be working off my frustrations, by changing the table round.

Here’s the one I used tonight.

Q1) Acousticophilia means you get  … ah … stimulated … by what?

A1) Sexual stimulation from sound.  This includes, but is not limited to songs, music, heavy breathing, foreign languages, verbal abuse, and sounds made during sex.   (Getting a buzz from talking dirty, during the dirty deed is something completely different, just so you know …)

Q2) Belonephilia means you like using what, as foreplay?

A2) Pins and needles

Q3) BDSM* is short for what?

A3) Bondage & Disciple, Domination & Submission, Sado-Masochism

Q4) Siderodromophilia is sexual arousal from which type of transport?

A4) Trains

Q5) Klismaphilia means you like getting a what?

A5) Enema.

Q6) Tripsolagnophilia means you like being what; - massaged, groped, or covered in treacle?

A6) Massaged.

Q7) If you’re an Eproctphiliac, it means you get aroused by what?

A7) Farting.

Q8) Choreophilia is the act of getting aroused by … what?

A8) Dancing.

Q9) Gonyphilia means you get turned on by which part of the female form?

A9) Female knees

Q10) Amaurophilia means you like to have sex with someone who’s what; – blindfolded, still half dressed, or in stocks.

A10) Preference for a blindfolded sexual partner.  Or sex in total darkness.

And here’s the questions I’ll be using on Thursday at the Hutton.

Q1) Gregomulcia means you like getting what; – groped in a crowd, massaged, or covered in treacle?

Q2) If you’re a nymphomaniac, or Don Juan, you obviously like having lots of sex; what’s the technical term for that?

Q3) Somnophilia means you like sex with someone who’s what?

Q4) Transvestophilia is different from transvestisism; — it’s … ?

Q5) Trichophilia means you’ve a thing about … what

Q6) Doraphilia; - fur and leather, lace, or crushed velvet?

Q7) Dendrophilia means you get your jollies being around what?

Q8) Dermaphilia means you’re seriously attracted to what body part?

Q9) Coprolalia is what; talking dirty, being covered in poo, or wetting yourself?

Q10) Ablutophilia means you’re turned on by … ?

Believe me, researching that lot was … fun …

And I’m thinking Googling this lot’s going to be distracting …

Enjoy!

º   Law Twelve – You should be delighted if, after treating a patient without success, the patient receives medicine from another physician, and is cured. – struck me as rather nice.