11th February, 2026: Leslie Nielsen.
Yes: that’s right.
Today’s introduction video, the one at the start of this post … ?
Is actually vaguely relevant.
I’ve got a cheap toaster on order, from Amazon.
One that cost me a tenner: including the delivery charges.
There’s a problem, though.
It’s something I’ve ordered from Amazon: did you honestly expect me not to have a problem?
At any rate … ?
YouGov sent me a survey, yesterday, which earned me fifty pound (£50): enough to buy a toaster, and have a little left to get some shopping.
So … ?
I order a cheap — seriously cheap — toaster: figuring I’d be able to replace the thing, easily, should I need to.
I order the thing, hit the relevant ‘Buy Now’ button, and get told it will be with me, by Friday, 20th February.
Then get an update, a little later: to tell me the toaster’s been ordered … and will arrive on Friday, 20th March.
Yes: Friday, 20th March.
I’m tempted to say “You couldn’t make it up”.
No, really: I’m sorely tempted to say “You couldn’t make it up”.
Except I’ve got the evidence it’s genuine, sitting right in front of me.
I’ve also got evidence of an annoyed email I’ve sent: to Jeff Bezos.
A thirty-eight day wait seems a bit ridiculous: and tells me I should go to Argos, next time*.
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