21st February, 2026.
Right: for those of you who didn’t know … ?
My building’s communal TV aerial was fixed, yesterday: after yours truly — me, in other words — phoned in the repair.
Just so you know?
I got told the engineers would be hear between 8·00 and 13·00.
And … ?
Got a little panicky, by about 9·30/10·00: when no-one had contacted me about the repair.
I was just talking to the contact-centre person, when there was a knock at the door.
From the engineers, telling me that the fault was a loose connection, that the repair had been done … and that I could turn my TV back on.
Remind me to keep it together, would you … ?
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I’m on Facebook.
Which you probably knew.
And, like anyone else who uses the service?
I play some of the sillier games: and, inevitably, have tons of adverts thrown at me.
Recently?
I’ve had quite a few thrown at me: for various forms of tai-chi exercise.
From the little I can see?
The exercises are aimed at men my age, promote health, strength, inner calmness, energy, muscle building, weight loss, unlimited bowls of rice pudding and will, apparently, ‘surprise my wife’.
I’ll let you work that one out for yourself.
At any rate … the things are usually presented by someone who looks like a professional body builder.
Or, at least, works out at the gym for eight hours a day, seven days a week.
So … ?
Given the presenters seem just a touch inappropriate?
I’m going to pass on the offers.
I’d need major surgery to get a stomach likes those: not a dubious scheme …
~≈🏋️♂️≈~
Just as a last thought … ?
Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor — the artist formerly known as Prince Andrew — is in trouble.
To the point where he’s been stripped of his titles, there’s talk of taking him out of the Line of Succession … and his former Royal Protection officers are being asked serious questions.
In all this … ?
I noted the mentions he’s had in the Epstein Files … and remember the tabloids called him Randy Andy, back in the day.
I’m showing my age, there.
But not as much as he is …
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